Someone Gave This Guy's Number Out on Tinder and He Reacted Perfectly

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    Product - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Oh my god. I'm not making this up. Some dude just misdialed (?) texted me a dick pic. He's holding his penis next to a beer can. 4:11 PM-3 Nov 2015 186 17 55 Mike Ryan @mikeryan 3 Nov Oh my god. I'm not making this up. Some dude just misdialed (?) texted me a dick pic He's holding his penis next to a beer can. Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Oh no! It's not a beer can! It's a stick of Axe deodorant! 4:12 PM-3 Nov 2015 t3 15 51 Mike Ryan @mikeryan 3 Nov HE JUST SEN
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Oh, good, there's a third person now. pic.twitter.com/6H5 Bf3e1 YO 4:37 PM-3 Nov 2015 Text Message Today 7:33 PM The dirtiest thing huh? That's tough, there's so many dirty things It's always nice to start with some light foreplay. Biting your neck, collarbone, down to your tits. Pulling hard on your nipples while making out with you, feeling you soak your panties. Moving down to your pussy, rubbing your clit with one hand while biting one nipple and pulling on
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow I let the second dick pic guy know he's been tricked. He was about to send a video. pic.twitter.com/RHOEsFDXEq 5:00 PM-3 Nov 2015 Yeah. What's up Carlilyn!!! You had me until you double spaced after your period. What do you mean? It's a joke. I think you got tricked. Why? What's you're name? Because three men have sent me pictures of their penises tonight asking for Carlilyn. Oh shit. So sorry what's your real name? She wanted me to send you ai video. What a cun
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow I'm cool with suitor man number four now. He seems nice pic.twitter.com/1U5SgJRolz 5:57 PM-3 Nov 2015 We can start here. Quid pro quo? What's my name? Hahah, I would imagine it's Carilyn, but then I suppose it might not be as well, and we've both been punked. I'm just sitting here watching Bull Durham on HBO. You're the fourth person who has texted me looking for Carilyn though. Yeah, you have someone trolling your number on Tinder. Everyone else sent penis pict
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow I have a sixth guy now. pic.twitter.com/AvdTyELBbs 6:21 PM-3 Nov 2015 iMessage Today 9:17 PM You first babe What am I doing first? Read 9:18 PM Text me a nude Delivered iMessage t 39 156 Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Guy #6 is mad I sent him a nude picture of The Thing and that I'm wasting his time. pic.twitter.com/9tcd7Ru Lq9 6:24 PM -3 Nov 2015 Text me a nude Lmao Please stop waisting my time. Do you want to hook up? Gonna say no. But you texted me first. Read 9:
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Guy #6 doesn't know much about Carilyn. Even got her name wrong. We're friends now though. pic.twitter.com/qrGHVsGdET 6:40 PM-3 Nov 2015 Caitlyn was it? A lot of people are looking for her tonight. I commend you for not sending a dick pic, seen a lot of those. And it's "Carilyn." Do you have her profile? I have no idea what's going on. Not anymore Tinder Yeah, I knew that much. Good luck You, too? My deepest apologies It happens. I'm just watching HBO. iMessage
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Without conspiring, @EricDSnider texted me a picture of Dick York and @misterpatches texted me Dick Sargent 8:32 PM-3 Nov 2015 t 2 26 Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Better Dick? 8:37 PM-3 Nov 2015 63% York 37% Sargent 210 votes Final results 4 Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Devin is taking a different approach than the others. pic.twitter.com/t4sEYI5NRF 8:50 PM-3 Nov 2015 iMessage Today 11:45 PM Hey it's Devin Hi, Devin. So should I tell you what that is? What what is?
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    Photograph - Mike Ryan @mikeryan 3 Nov The guy in Long Beach asked me to send him "something sexy." pic.twitter.com/O28RkdpuhT Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow Someone named Benny wants to come over. He has a PS4 and Mad Dog pic.twitter.com/z7ap4KARNy 9:04 PM-3 Nov 2015 IMessage Yesterday 11:52 PM Yo girl it's Benny u up? No dinky in that pic hahahaha dnnnnnnns Carilyn what r u doin? can I come over? I got ps4 and mad dog Girl why you trippin? What ru wearin? Mizzou shorts. Delivered iMessage 137 38 M
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow This guy threw one last Hail Mary before giving up. pic.twitter.com/x66 F5ZrXkd 9:47 PM-3 Nov 2015 I'm not on tinder. That picture doesn't help. Lol wow I think someone tricked you. Smh yea they did, I apologize It's okay. I'm getting a lot of this tonight. Lol so are you a female No. Read 12:45 AM iMessage 49 t3 8 Mike Ryan @mikeryan Follow The guy who sent me that last penis picture apologized. We are friends now. pic.twitter.com/yAe73GJVCf 10:08 PM-3 Nov 2015
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    Text - Mike Ryan @mikeryan 4h I've emailed @tinder three times at three different emails, no response. Getting closer and closer to a "Tinder does not give a fuck" piece 35 Mike Ryan @mikeryan -3h I just sent an email to a fourth email address at Tinder, an actual human instead of a department. View conversation Mike Ryan @mikeryan 12m Been 28 hours since my first email to Tinder. Tried three other email addresses since. Nothing. View conversation 2

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