Thoughts of Cat is a Twitter Page We Need Right Now

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taloringer
Sep 19, 2018 9:00 AM EDT

For all the cat lovers out there (or just people who also like animals), this cat is putting its thoughts on Twitter. And it's AMAZING! True to the cat persona, you'll LOL at what this cat has on its mind! 

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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat Follow @ThoughtsOfCat2 Attacked all ankles. #My3WordLegacy 7:54 PM 22 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow #IHaveAHardTimeAccepting that humans are in charge of the planet. The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that we'll be in charge soon. 7:42 AM- 22 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow The acceleration of an object in freefall is 9.8m/s^2. You have to know this to calculate if the object you're pushing off the counter will get enough speed and energy to fracture upon impact or not. Sometimes we want it to break, others to just be annoying #MathICanUnderstand 5:05 AM -23 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Tormenting the other denizens of the domicile, often via sneak attacks. Also, naps #BestWaysToHandleStress 3:44 PM 24 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Canines sneak attacking me. It only happened once, early in my training when we had some free time and were out on the town. Some 'nip may have been involved. I resolved then to never again let one of those slobbering fools get the best of me. #Disgraceln4Words 5:43 AM 25 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow I have just witnessed something disturbing. It appears as though there is a counterpart to the Vakoom, but this device propels things away from it. The male human must have an accord with this demon too, since I just saw him fraternizing with it after lowering the grass height. 3:14 PM 25 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Go ahead and have this one, canines. We don't mind Enjoy it. While you still can. #NationalDog Day 5:52 AM -26 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow I don't get the human obsession with the #PumpkinSpiceLatte. It's not like it's special or unique. It makes the same sound when it hits the floor as any other latte does when pushed off the counter. 4:54 AM - 28 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Lacking opposable thumbs, #NationalBowtieDay really doesn't appeal to me either way. I far prefer the strip of cloth used in the creation of the bow tie being left alone to freely dangle. Dangliess are much more attackable than knots. 3:22 PM 28 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow #TheBossSteppedOutAnd the canines apparently thought that they ran the domicile. But as soon as I got back from the litter box, I put them in their place. 4:47 AM - 29 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Nap whenever you can. #TheMeaningOfLifeln4Words 2:53 PM - 29 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow In order to keep the humans on their toes, feline field agents are authorized to begin the daily singing of the song of our people at times other than the standard 0300 start. With that in mind, since it's now 0230 local, please join me: MEOW! Mroooowl Meowmeowmeow Raaawr MROWL! 12:33 AM - 30 Aug 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow While I prefer meatier pies, I can still celebrate #NationalCheesePizzaDay in my customary way by knocking a freshly baked cheese pizza off the counter in salute to such a simple yet perfect combo of cheese, bread, and sauce, aka pizza. The profanity that follows is a nice bonus. 11:09 AM 5 Sep 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow The largest canine is exhibiting some strange behavior. He will select a toy, bring it to a human, and then chase the toy after the human throws it, only to repeat the process again and again. Fascinating. The analysis of this willful Sisyphean idiocy consumes my thoughts 6:50 PM 10 Sep 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow The male human wished for my presence in his lap while he engaged in combat simulations via the box of warms. He tried to convince me to comply with weird click noises and pleadingly calling my name. When I refused, he turned to the canines, who readily complied. Conformists. 6:22 PM 12 Sep 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow #InThe80sWe we're able to blend in with the shag carpet much easier than with modern short carpets. But don't worry, we are still masters of deception and sneak attacks. 2:56 PM - 14 Sep 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow "The cat hid my phone under the furniture. Three times To include immediately after I found it the second time, like within 2 minutes of setting it down on the coffee table." -A frustrated male human. #WhylMissedYourText 8:34 AM 16 Sep 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Long have I weathered the abuse of the situation life has dealt me, silently lamenting my fate, consigned to this existence. But the addition of yet another canine to this domicile is unacceptable, and I will remain silent no longer. Twitter, you shall bear witness to my rage 12:42 PM 13 Feb 2018
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    Text - Thoughts Of Cat @ThoughtsOfCat2 Follow Both humans were up and walking around at 5 AM this morning. What on earth were they thinking? How inconsiderate!!! I was trying to sleep, and they just haaaaaad to be up. What time did they think it was, 3 AM!?!? 6:43 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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