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14 Still-Salty People Share the Dumbest Reasons They Were Ever Punished

This might bring back memories of the time in 2nd grade when you had to miss recess because Dylan falsely accused you of calling him a butt.

It's true though. Dylan was a butt. Still is.

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    Text - homevp 11.7k points 21 hours ago In sixth grade, during recess I got permission to go inside and use the bathroom. I pretended to be a spy on a secret mission and avoid being seen. A teacher saw me and chewed me out for acting suspicious'
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    Text - velour_manure 9.6k points 19 hours ago In second grade, I was playing on the jungle gym and I slipped and crushed my balls on the high bar. I was curled up on the floor and a girl came up asking what happened I told her, "I hit my nuts!" She went and grabbed a yard duty and they wrote me up for using the word 'nuts' in reference to my balls. I was suspended for 2 days.
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    Text - very_humble 8.9k points 20 hours ago In drivers education I was yelled at by the instructor for going 61 in a 60, then told to speed up for only going 58 then told I was looking at the speedometer too much. All within a 2 minute span
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    Text - axel_mcthrashin 3.3k points 21 hours ago Third grade. They'd just installed this giant spiral tube slide in the school playground. Everyone wanted to try it, so there was a line. After my turn, I yelled into the slide, "You're the next contestant on the Price is Right." T had to stand and face a fence pole for the rest of recess
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    Text - DogBull Rising 7.1k points 21 hours ago A girl in my class tried to stab me with scissors (full strength, not playing), but i was able to grab her arm and take them from her. I told her if she tried that again id cut off her pony tail. For saying that the teacher gave me detention for a week. Even after my classmates and informed the teacher of the actual situation, no punishment was given to the girl (for what is an actual crime)
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    Text - Everydaypsychopath 6.3k points 20 hours ago Back in year 3 my mate Kyle was fucking around with a ruler, placing one end into the crack between two tables and twanging it back and forth. On one of his twangs he twanged it a bit too hard and it came flying out the table and hit me in the eye, causing me to cry out in pain. I got detention, Kyle did not.
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    Text - llcucf80 5.6k points 21 hours ago I've told this story before, but I went to High School in the late 90s. We got the Internet in one computer lab, and that alone was so cool. However, this was still the early days of the Internet where you could type something so innocent and porn would pop up, whether you intended it or not Well, that happened to me. Our history teacher reserved the lab one period to research something, IDK what. In any case, regular history search, porn comes up on my c
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    Text - SoMaqYort 4.4k points 19 hours ago Correcting a teacher for saying my name wrong.
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    Text - msehl 1.3k points 18 hours ago In year 2 (England) my hair band was slipping out my ponytail so I took it out and started to tie my hair back up. Teacher told me off for 'playing hairdressers' in lesson time and took my Barbuda hairband off me and I never got it back Later that year at parents evening I saw her 3 year old running round with a ponytail tied with none other than the very same barbie hair band. Coincidence....?
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    Text - dollfaise 3.1k points 21 hours ago My husband got a new tattoo a few years ago, his second. My mom asked how his mom felt about that and I said, "Well he's an adult so it doesn't matter, she hasn't commented." Somehow this devolved into her saying he's likely more respectful than I am, he probably got his tattoo somewhere he could hide it, while I'd plaster one on my forehead to be contrary. She was absolutely furious with me. I don't have any tattoos.
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    Text - Moobyghost 2.1k points 20 hours ago Christian School, Parkway Academy, 7th grade. Got a detention for moving my hair from one side to the other for "an act of Vanity" after the teacher caught me looking at a girl and adjusting my hair.
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    Text - dtestme 1.9k points 20 hours ago Someone else copying my work without me knowing Reply Share Report Save Rogersgirl75 1.4k points 14 hours ago This happened to me in sophomore college french! Someone copied my essay! The stupidest part was that it was all in french and was supposed to be about our fucking life story. The professor called me in and accused me of academic dishonesty (which would have had me fail the class and perhaps face worse consequences from the university). I just pull
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    Text - SureExperience 1.8k points 21 hours ago I got kicked out of a bar when I tipped with a handful of change. But it was just change that had probably spilled out of a patrons pockets since it was piled up under a stool. I just thought the tip jar was a better place for it than the floor. I had already tipped for my drink
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    Text - morty_chan 1.3k points 20 hours ago In 1st grade my class was sitting at the lunch table and we were all going around saying "What's up, chicken butt?" My friend and I were both saying it, but she took it to the next level and said "What's up, chicken POOP?" The kid sitting across from us got super offended and went and tattled on us. My teacher asked us to come over to her and tell her what happened. She asked me if I had said that fateful phrase and I fessed up, and I told her that my f
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