37 Miscellaneous Memes And Tweets That'll Leave You Wanting More

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    Face - As a kid I thought Sally Field was such a killjoy in Mrs. Doubtfire. Now I'm like HE BROUGHT A DAMN PONY THE HOUSE INTO @kimantisdel
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    Face - which kris jenner crying are you today 3 5 6 4 8 LO
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    Text - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini AGE &MARTRS If repeating the same sentence 12 days in a row only to have your husband tell you that you "definitely never told him that" sounds awesome, then being a wife might be right for you.
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    Text - If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, Give your braina chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, overthink.
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    Text - ditch pony @molly7anne My dad is vacuuming while chewing sunflower seeds and he's spitting them out right in front of the vacuum to clean them up as he goes. I have so much still to learn from this man that gave me life.
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    Text - Brendan Scanlan @BernardScrambls Just drove past a little boy with a lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and deadass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. I didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade 7/9/18, 6:53 PM
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    Text - rav @Doughbvy Medical offices have a lot of nerve asking you to show up 15 minutes early but then not getting to you until 45 minutes after your scheduled time.
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    Face - isabel @ISABABE not everyone is going to think i'm pretty and that's ok !!!! they're wrong though
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    Text - documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter itss red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well. me, knowing full well that there's no | way will be alive by then:
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    People - Kellz @KellyRollin_ Justin bieber look like Frank Gallagher.
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    Text - Jt @NotTheCurlyHead Steal his hoodie season is approaching, y'all make sure y'all take the good ones ladies. bri bri @briannalucas Don't settle for that old senior class hoodie ladies. Take the dri-fit. The Adidas. The collegiate gear. Aim for the best!!!
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    Text - morgs @morgana_rogers 13 year old me: why is my mom texting me? me now: i'm gonna send my mom a pic of this grass cause it's super green. I think she'll like it.
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    Fur - Me leaving the house for the first time in 3 days to go get some junk food at the store and then go back to my depression hibernation Facebook ancialu Instagram: Spericaech
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    Text - Tai Food @taiiiland The year is 2009, You're a Jerk by New Boyz comes out, everyone's wearing colored skinny jeans & a flannel with 3D glasses, Jersey Shore premieres on MTV, I love boobies bracelets & silly bandz were the move & we're all still using Limewire to download illegal music. What a time.
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    Eyewear - Me& my cousin walking back into the family function after "a walk" Facebook:@OfficialSuperficial nstagram:@SuperficialTech
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    Face - Me: I'm over my chemical romance it was just a phase in my life and-- "hears first note of the black parade* Me: GOLDESVOCE PsZERTS VANS WARPED TO ww.vanArpettoor SLN JON 23 00 ow to do my emascene hair 1utoria w.Jac.
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    Hat - i write sims not tragedies
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    Text - Erin Skoog @erinskoog Sometimes I hear songs that played when I worked in retail and I get PTSD
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    Face - Sonny Side Up Follow @Sonny5ideUp When you're listening to Taking Back Sunday & you gotta sing the back up parts too
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    Horse - what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse
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    Text - jake @huntychan Follow 30H!3: tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef that i'm a vegetarian andi ain't f scared of him 13 year old me:
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    Text - revolutionarygays i can't believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and sht like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire 129,787 notes
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    Text - ME DO THAT THINGILIKE : HUSBAND : (TAKES KIDS AND LEAVES)
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    Text - coffee bae @iamsashakae am i famous? no. will i wear sunglasses & a hoodie to target @9 pm to avoid being recognized by locals? absof glutely
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    Text - Courtney Enlow @courtenlow It's no longer "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" it's now "it's 2018 everywhere" start drinking whatever time you want.
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    Food - when bae is attractive with an amazing personality too
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    Nose - When she thought you were finished being a clown but she ain't seen nothing yet
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    Fictional character - "We need to talk" My Little Panic Attack
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    Text - Namrata @Namrataye Men are just so beautiful.. Like damn they don't do makeup, wear fancy clothes, do different hairstyles everyday, they prac- tically just get out of their beds wear whatever pair of cloth they see first and still look so attractive. #MenAreBeautiful
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    Text - stromcuzewon god, i haven't cha cha slid since high school cultofthepigeon ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am f g shaken
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    Text - No Offense @nooffensebrah I just overhead someone call a PB&J sandwich a "Jelly and Peanut Butter Sandwich". Please help. He's clearly a psychopath and l am in unimaginable danger. #psycho #help
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    Facial expression - When two double vodka and lemonades make you want to call someone that pissed you off in 2014
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    Facial expression - When you block his phone, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook and Email and doesn't he still doesn't reach out to you via eBay:
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    Text - UPS tracking: "Your package is in X City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm" FedEx: "Your package is somewhere. You'll get it when we give it to you" USPS: "What package?" Amazon: "We are inside your apartment."
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    Photo caption - Dating after 30: Idon't care who you are, where youtre from, what you did, as long as you love me @nottooprefly
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    Text - Andy Richter @AndyRichter Every dog that you've ever seen riding in a car had absolutely no idea where it was going. Imagine living like that
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    Face - Me: I love babies so much, can't wait to have a mini me *period is late by 2 hours* me:
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