17 Times Denny's Social Media Left Us Confused and Scared

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Eric Lund
Sep 20, 2018 2:00 PM EDT

In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

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  • 01
    funny denny's - Cone - 4G 9% 9:41 PM dennys People can be so one-track minded. Suuuuure, all your life a waffle cone was ONE thing, but that doesn't mean another thing didn't exist the entire time, risking its life out here marking emergency zones with a tasty waffle base! Wake up! #dennys #waffle #cone #safety #traffic #lol
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    funny denny's - Product - 8% 2 9:43 PM 4G dennys 3,008 notes Dennys It's almost time for school to start back so begg! don't forget to buy a new #dennys #egg #book bag #lol 3,120 notes
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    funny denny's - Text - Denny's dennys Gather 'round children and hear the tale of Pancakio... Basically Pinocchio but instead it's a puppet named Pancakio whose nose is a stack of and every time he lies it grows so Geppetto constantly forces him to lie so he can have unlimited #dennys #pinocchio #pancakio #tall tales #text #pancake #lol
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  • 04
    funny denny's - Radio telescope - we made contact #dennys #pancake #satellite #aliens #lol
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    funny denny's - Weight training - 4G 9% 9:42 PM dennys 2,828 notes Be sure to always use proper form when attempting a breadlift. Keep your back straight and don't over carbo load. #dennys #bread #lift #deadlift #weights #fitness #lol
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  • 06
    funny denny's - Yellow - Denny's YOU CAN CALL US SUGAR DADDY BUT WE PREFER SUGAR DENNY @DennysDiner
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  • 07
    funny denny's - Movie - ELIJAH CHARLOTTE PENDERWICK WADDINGTON Whisked away She loves him. He loves eggs. This is the story of two scrambled hearts.
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  • 08
    funny denny's - Yellow - 8% 9:46 PM LIG dennys The yolka dot dress: in our must-have piece for this Summer. Perfect for those who are looking for eggs without sacrificing glamour. opinion it's the #dennys #yolka dot #polka dot #fashion #summer #lol 4,166 notes
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  • 09
    funny denny's - Air travel - 4G 8% 2 9:46 PM dennys 1,325 notes DILLTA Take a wild guess what the in-flight snack is on Dillta Airlines. #dennys #dollar #delta #airlines #pickle #lol 3,312 notes
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  • 10
    funny denny's - Text - 4G 9% 9:42 PM dennys endless-emotions dennys Denny's #1 tip to be the most popular kid in school fill your backpack/box/locker/ and offer them to new friends with emily-playz-yt but what if they dont like dennys Denny's then you probably don't want them as a friend anyway tbh Source: dennys 11,499 notes
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    funny denny's - Text - 8% 2 9:47 PM 4G dennys "Daaaaad, I'm hungry!" "Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad." The two embraced. At long last, father and son were reunited. "I have returned to fulfill the prophecy, father -my one true destiny, to devour all of the glorious foods." It had been many, many moons since Hunger had seen his father, Dad, the all-powerful overseer of Mount Senses, after being tricked into exile by his scheming brother and rival, Thirsty. But now he would claim what was rightfully his:
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    funny denny's - Text - 8% 9:47 PM LIG dennys preparedness. Your over-eager and desperate brother, Thirsty, commenting on all in your absence, unquenched and single, but now your noble quest achieved,"Dad's eyes glistened with pride and emotion. "As the oracle prophesied, a great bounty of exquisite entrees, beautiful breakfasts, and desserts have come together beneath one comforting roof. Behold, it is the Denny's." Together, they gazed upon its magnificence. They sat upon a throne-like booth, b
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    funny denny's - Text - Denny's Denny's @DennysDiner if you're sad don't get bangs. get pancakes and thank us later. 6/21/18, 2:47 PM 1,569 Retweets 6,997 Likes
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  • 14
    funny denny's - Leg - 8% 9:48 PM LIG dennys Sure. We pay 1 dozen an hour to start. 2,303 notes "I'm off to SPINach class!" Jenny exclaimed, waving goodbye to her coworkers, leaving the office with her gym bag. The staff was concerned. Jenny was hallucinating again. It had been 19 days in a row. #dennys #spinach #spin class #lol G 032 rnoton
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    funny denny's - Stemware - 8% 9:46 PM LIG dennys 5,370 notes Jeff and Brenda decided to pop a nice bottle of cHAMpagne to his promotion #dennys #champagne #ham #toast #promotion #lol 3,487 notes (
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  • 16
    funny denny's - Poster - JASON EGG WHITES RUNNY YOLKS SHE CRACK EGGSNHAM AND STIFF PEAKS EGGEGG CRACKING OPEN AUGUST 10 MEGE THE DENNY'S DINER PICTURES PRESONTS APOACHED EGG AFELMBY DENNY JASON EGUSNHAM ENEGGEGG THE MEGG SALT AND PEPPER LANCE FRIEDJOHN CRACKALUSO P DEVILEDEGG DENVER OMELLETTE ASSITJUST AN ONION PRUHAM AND CHEESEPY COFFE BRUCE SCREENP AED SCRAMBLE DIREC DENNY'S DINER
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    funny denny's - Text - 8% 9:48 PM LIG dennys In the early 1990s a group of deranged scientists began breeding canine-food hybrids in the event of a near apocalyptic event so that survivors would have the companionship of man's best friend and also some snacks. The program was shut down almost immediately when a court ruled that it was "like, totally messed up and wrong, what were you idiots thinking?" They have finished only one hybridization, Carl the Corndog, and were forced to let him run fre
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