Totally False Animal Facts That Will Having You Laughing Out Loud

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    Bird - Parrots are able to mimic human speech by enslaving the restless spirits of the unquiet dead 02018 Z Gosck | tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Vertebrate - Capybaras know what you did. They can't prove it, but they know. And one of these days you're going to slip up, then everybody will know, they'll know what the capybaras know. 02018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Carnivore - Naked mole rats live underground so that they can enjoy their chosen lifestyle without concern for the outdated mores of the surface world. 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Cartoon - Due to their unusually lengthy larval period cicadas often have trouble adapting to modern times. 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Owl - Despite their status as symbols of wisdom in several cultures, some species of owl can actually be predisposed towards casual racism 2017 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Vertebrate - Llamas actually went extinct in the mid 1930s, all alleged llama sightings after that point have been two emus in a llama suit e2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Grass - In the wild, alligators have been known to accept some of the more aggressive logs into their congregations, also known as "swamp gangs. e2018 Z Gosck | tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Illustration - DATMAN Most bats feel that Batman is not a positive reflection of their values and culture. 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Kiwi - Science has yet to conclusively determine what (if any) type of animal a kiwi is. They are however, strongly suspected to be a type of sentient moss. 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically C
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    Cartoon - A chameleon's ability to move each eye independently allows them not only to look in two directions at once, but also to see into both the past and the future. They have seen the beginning, they have seen the end. 2018 Z Gosck | tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Fish - The reason most sharks live in the ocean is because they are deathly afraid of bees 2017 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Cartoon - If you cut an earthworm into five equal pieces each piece will train in a different class so that they may form a balanced adventuring party to exact vengeance upon you 2017 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Cartoon - Certain species of crabs have been known to sometimes put on impromptu puppet shows to attract and fascinate prey. e2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Cartoon - Governnent Secrets Dolphins are the only animal other than humans who have been known to commit treason 02017 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    If you place three ducks in a sack and leave it overnight, in the morning you will have a goose. This is where geese come from 2017 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Organism - Sea cucumbers live under constant threat from their lesser-known cousin and greatest predator, the sea eggplant 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Insect - While cockroaches can survive up to a week without a head, they still have trouble getting through the day without a cigarette 2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Insect - Contrary to their namesake, carpenter ants are known to possess remarkably poor carpentry skills. e2018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically Mwwwww
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    Cartoon - The common starfish is the only species of echinoderm that is known to enjoy experimental jazz 02018 Z Gosck tapas.io/series/fantastically
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    Cartoon - Contrary to popular belief, ostriches are fully capable of flight. However, they choose not to do so, as they are very lazy 2017 Z Gosck | tapas.io/series/fantastically
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