White People On Twitter Love Tweeting About What White People Love Saying

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Ada Elder
May 4, 2019 12:00 PM EDT

Twitter's new favorite text meme involves calling out white people for the silly things they say in very specific situations. The meme is somewhat triggering to the Ned Flanders-esque white person writing this (nobody under 30 should sound this much like a Midwestern dad) but the tweets are pretty funny - and all in good fun.

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  • 01
    funny tweet - Text - dan baker @Dan12 baker White people love saying "not getting far without these" when coming back for their keys they forgot 9/9/18, 9:56 AM
    via EelhsaLbam
  • 02
    funny tweet - Text - Rachel Hendzel @littlerachelbee White people love saying "okay now let's take a silly one!" when taking a group photo 9/13/18, 8:13 PM
    via EelhsaLbam
  • 03
    funny tweet - Text - adelin grace @NicholsAddy White people love saying "the storms a-brewin" whenever they see a really dark cloud in the sky. 9/14/18, 6:09 PM
    via EelhsaLbam
  • 04
    funny tweet - Text - Scary Baby @Amanda_calico White people love saying "ooh I wanna see that" after every trailer at the movies. 9/16/18, 11:14 PM
    via EelhsaLbam
  • 05
    funny tweet - Text - Lil' Sproles @Lil_Sproles_xo White people love saying "a million dollars" when the server asks if they need anything else 9/22/18, 3:45 AM
    via Twitter
  • 06
    funny tweet - Text - derie @tinygreenbug white people love saying "knock knock" out loud instead of knocking 9/15/18, 3:39 PM
    via Twitter
  • 07
    funny tweet - Text - gitchi gami gotzhi @Goochimonsta White people love saying "fancy meeting you here" when they run into someone they knew they were gonna see 9/22/18, 3:45 PM
    via Twitter
  • 08
    funny tweet - Text - Ben @benlarnold White people love saying "oh these are dangerous" after trying a new snack 9/14/18, 11:31 AM
    via Twitter
  • 09
    funny tweet - Text - Tristin @tristinlynn_22 White people love saying "you should see the other guy" after getting hurt 9/14/18, 10:50 AM
    via Twitter
  • 10
    funny tweet - Text - Soodlephoodleoodle Noodlecoodlel... @Sophie522Nicole White people love saying "everybody had the same idea" when a place is busy 9/22/18, 10:16 AM
    via Twitter
  • 11
    funny tweet - Text - tanne r, @AngryOldDrunk white people love saying "you go to the strip club last night haha!?" when their buddy pulls out more than $5 in 1 dollar bills. 9/21/18, 5:42 PM
    via Twitter
  • 12
    funny tweet - Text - chris melberger @chrismelberger white people love to have parties and always let everyone know their best friend arrived by saying "ohhhh look at what the cat dragged in!" 9/20/18, 2:19 PM 269 Retweets 2,758 Likes john noob @johnn0ob 3d Replying to @chrismelberger "oooooh look who decided to show up!" 140 22.1 3 chris melberger @chrismelbe... 3d LMFAOOOO
    via Twitter
  • 13
    funny tweet - Text - Kyler Chern @KylerChern White people love saying "that was fast" after someone leaves and comes back in for their keys 9/23/18, 4:36 PM
    via Twitter
  • 14
    funny tweet - Text - Heather Lakin @luvrofsunflower white people love saying "we came at the right time" as the line grows longer behind them in a restaurant. 9/23/18, 6:00 PM
    via Twitter
  • 15
    funny tweet - Text - LettsTM @alex_letts Us white people love saying "Did you leave any food for us?" when we see someone we know leaving a restaurant 9/22/18, 2:38 PM
    via Twitter
  • 16
    funny tweet - Text - Nebraska Gypsee Shuffler @nebraskangypsee White people love saying "it's not heavy, it's just awkward to carry." 9/19/18, 9:38 PM from Omaha, NE
    via Twitter

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