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White People On Twitter Love Tweeting About What White People Love Saying

Twitter's new favorite text meme involves calling out white people for the silly things they say in very specific situations. The meme is somewhat triggering to the Ned Flanders-esque white person writing this (nobody under 30 should sound this much like a Midwestern dad) but the tweets are pretty funny - and all in good fun.

Have a peek at more sparkling white gems from White People Twitter.

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    funny tweet - Text - dan baker @Dan12 baker White people love saying "not getting far without these" when coming back for their keys they forgot 9/9/18, 9:56 AM
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    funny tweet - Text - Rachel Hendzel @littlerachelbee White people love saying "okay now let's take a silly one!" when taking a group photo 9/13/18, 8:13 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - adelin grace @NicholsAddy White people love saying "the storms a-brewin" whenever they see a really dark cloud in the sky. 9/14/18, 6:09 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - Scary Baby @Amanda_calico White people love saying "ooh I wanna see that" after every trailer at the movies. 9/16/18, 11:14 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - Lil' Sproles @Lil_Sproles_xo White people love saying "a million dollars" when the server asks if they need anything else 9/22/18, 3:45 AM
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    funny tweet - Text - derie @tinygreenbug white people love saying "knock knock" out loud instead of knocking 9/15/18, 3:39 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - gitchi gami gotzhi @Goochimonsta White people love saying "fancy meeting you here" when they run into someone they knew they were gonna see 9/22/18, 3:45 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - Ben @benlarnold White people love saying "oh these are dangerous" after trying a new snack 9/14/18, 11:31 AM
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    funny tweet - Text - Tristin @tristinlynn_22 White people love saying "you should see the other guy" after getting hurt 9/14/18, 10:50 AM
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    funny tweet - Text - Soodlephoodleoodle Noodlecoodlel... @Sophie522Nicole White people love saying "everybody had the same idea" when a place is busy 9/22/18, 10:16 AM
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    funny tweet - Text - tanne r, @AngryOldDrunk white people love saying "you go to the strip club last night haha!?" when their buddy pulls out more than $5 in 1 dollar bills. 9/21/18, 5:42 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - chris melberger @chrismelberger white people love to have parties and always let everyone know their best friend arrived by saying "ohhhh look at what the cat dragged in!" 9/20/18, 2:19 PM 269 Retweets 2,758 Likes john noob @johnn0ob 3d Replying to @chrismelberger "oooooh look who decided to show up!" 140 22.1 3 chris melberger @chrismelbe... 3d LMFAOOOO
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    funny tweet - Text - Kyler Chern @KylerChern White people love saying "that was fast" after someone leaves and comes back in for their keys 9/23/18, 4:36 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - Heather Lakin @luvrofsunflower white people love saying "we came at the right time" as the line grows longer behind them in a restaurant. 9/23/18, 6:00 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - LettsTM @alex_letts Us white people love saying "Did you leave any food for us?" when we see someone we know leaving a restaurant 9/22/18, 2:38 PM
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    funny tweet - Text - Nebraska Gypsee Shuffler @nebraskangypsee White people love saying "it's not heavy, it's just awkward to carry." 9/19/18, 9:38 PM from Omaha, NE
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