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Dwight's Nun-Chucks
If you're in need of some weapons for self-defense, you can bid on these nun-chucks that Dwight brandished in the episode entitled "The Negotiation" in episode 18, season 3. Home intruders? Not a problem when you own nun-chucks. Also helps if you run around screaming like a crazy person, because ain't nobody gonna mess with that.
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Toby's Dice Game
If you want to make your coworkers feel real weird and uncomfortable, then these dice will do it for ya. You can use it as an excuse to get naked with your office crush, or to fire an employee that you hate. Everybody wins!
Disclaimer: maybe don't suggest this game if you work at a bank. That probably won't go over too well.
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Dwight's Sales Associates Association Award 2008
Only the best salesman would truly appreciate the Sales Associates Association Award, just as Dwight did. Just hang it up in your office and see who notices. Decide who is truly worth your precious time by who laughs at it or congratulates you.
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'Dinner Party' Script
You might have to shell out quite a bit of dough if you want to bid on the script from one of the best episodes of the show. But then again, perhaps the money is worth the bragging rights? (It is.)
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Framed Photo Of Teenage Dwight Schrute
In case you're a really weird person who wants a photo of young Dwight Schrute, AKA Rainn Wilson, on your desk in plain site at all times...well, here you go. What's that? You plan to stow it away in a drawer? Wrong, it must be in plain view at all times. It's the rule.
Dwight was just such a...dashing young man. It'll certainly get some confused laughs if nothing else.
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Framed Photo Of Stanley And Teri
Let this framed photo of Stanley and his wife Teri remind you of Stanley's charming demeanor around the ladies. Now we just need a photo of him and Cynthia together for maximum amounts of romantic confusion.
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Dwight's Jewelry Box
This jewelry box is pretty and functional, and best of all - it doesn't come with a booby trap. You can stash all of your secrets in it and throw away the key. If you really want to for some reason. It's totally up to you and the possibilities are endless.
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Angela's Stuffed Cat
Let's face it - you don't really need any of this stuff. But you want it; that's why you clicked here. Imagine being the coolest person at your job because you brought the joy of The Office to your own office. You can start here with this cute stuffed cat that Angela would want you to bid on.
Good luck on your bidding!