FACEBOOK PRIVACY NOTICE: I Hereby Declare That I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

It seems as if the ol' super official privacy notice is making its rounds on Facebook again. For your edification, in case you were planning on posting it yourself, it does nothing. It may seem like it's legit because it's written in semi-legalese, but it's basically a glorified "keep off the grass" sign.

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