These Comics Show How We Would Look Like If We Flirted Like Animals

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    Cartoon - What If Humans Flirted Like Animals? Birds: many birds, like Gulls and Birds of Paradise, do creative dances to attract a mate. (Wow, sweet moves... lets make babies! COMEC CANOF @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - Galapagos Giant Tortoises: Female giant tortoises will pick the male that can stretch its neck out the farthest. Oh! You clearly have the longer neck! COmic CANDE @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - You're coming with me handsome! Man! I'm never gonna get a girlfriend... COMBE CANDE @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - Black Widow Spiders: First, the male spider will directly approach the significantly larger female spider. After that, it will go one of two ways. Either the female will accept the male... H-hey, hi there. I was just wondering if, you know, you m-might wanna go out sometime? Like a date?... ComEC CANOE @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - or she'll just eat him. Aw COME ON! I had roses and everything! COMEC CANOE @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - Penguins: in many penguin species, the male will present the female with a pebble. If she accepts the pebble, they become mates. Look at this cool rock I found! Do you want it? Ooooh, yes I do.) COMC CANO @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - You're my wife now. Ok. COMFC CANOE @comic_canoe
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    Cartoon - Sloths: The female sloth will simply climb a tree... (clears throat) @comic_canoe COMC CANO
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    Cartoon - ...and scream until a male finds her. "НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ (EEEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕEЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEY!!! @comic_canoe COMC CANO

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