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14 Enlightened Shower Thoughts To Open Your Eyes To A Whole New World

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    Deciduous - It's a good thing decaying plants dont smell ke rotting Corpses or Fall would be traumatizing
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    Bird - Swallowing has a cooldown.
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    Computer keyboard - 2 \Tabisjust,a capital-space. command option
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    Polar ice cap - Antarctica is more suitable for life than Mars out we haven t colonizeait yet..
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  • 5
    Text - ABC Going to school is like downloading a 100GB update at 5Kbps.
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    Technology - The robot uprising isa little less scary knowingtechnology these days is oesigned to break after 1or 2years.
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    Text - It feels like Kanye is just testing how low quality he can make his music while still getting people to listen to it
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    Food - Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event
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    Chessboard - Checkers is like chess after the pawns overthrew the monarchy
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    Text - We think elderly drivers are bad now. Wait till we have elderly drivers that also know how to use smart phones..
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    Stained glass - Churches are just book clubs that hever switch books.
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    Dish - When you eat a bunch ofa foreign food and your gas smells different it's like farting in another language
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    Insect - Crickets are really loud for something that gets eaten by everything
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  • 14
    Text - Women are shamed for not shaving hair that grows naturally while men are shamed for losing hair naturally

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