What Was the Turing Test?

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 1

Mom forces husband to watch their 5 and 7-year-old kids during work hours to prove a point: 'He said I shouldn't be so petty and prideful' 2

Boss tries to steal PTO from their employees, but gets pwned when one hairstylist returns from a 10-day vacation in Italy with lawyers in tow: ‘No way, no how’ 3

Boss begs employee to stay when they quit after being denied a raise: 'I can give you what ever you want' 4

Parents demand $250k from wealthy son so they could buy a house, son denies them the money, leading to a family dispute: ‘You were born as a retirement plan’ 5

16-year-old abandoned on birthday weekend to study for school while parents take 13-year-old brother on vacation: 'It wasn't right of her parents to exclude her' 6

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 1

34-year-old dude loses it after 28-year-old fiancée responds to his breakup speech with an apathetic "okay" 2

'It is very satisfying firing a customer': Customer fakes $3,000 discount at car dealership, employee and GM team up to fire their own customer 3

'I told her she is the reason I am an absent grandparent': Grandparent of 4 and 7-year-old kids tries to visit with little success, daughter is shocked when her parent decides to move away 4

Caterer scams bride and groom, bails on the day of the wedding, leaving the wedding planner scrambling: 'This is my worst nightmare as a planner' 5

'[He] staples everything... just for fun': 20+ People who can't stop rolling their eyes at their coworkers 6