14 Hysterical Headlines That Prove Millennials Are Killing Basically Every Industry

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Meeeeesh
Nov 11, 2018 3:00 PM EST

Lo and behold, the following headlines are not satire! Scroll down to learn about some of the industries those terrible Millennials are totally destroying!

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    Business Insider headline that reads, "Millennials are killing the napkin industry"
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  • 02
    Headline that reads, "How Millennials killed mayonnaise"
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    Business Insider headline that reads, "Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's"
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    headline about millionaire telling millennials to stop buying avocado toast
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    The Economist headline asking why millennials aren't buying diamonds
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    Business Insider story about millennials killing the golf industry
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    Metro headline about millennials killing marmalade
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    headline asking if millennials even eat food
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    headline about millennials killing the soap bar industry
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    headline about millennials killing the American wine industry
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    Business Insider headline about millennials causing Hooters to close locations
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    Nylon headline about millennials killing J. Crew
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    headline about millennials killing the beer industry
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    headline about millennials killing the fabric softener industry and P&G looking to fix it
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