38 Hilarious Tweets About Marriage That'll Make You Feel Understood

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Nov 11, 2018 6:00 PM EST

Okay, so these tweets probably won't make you feel better about your marriage, but they will help you feel understood.

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  • 01
    Tweet that reads, "If my wife ever hired a private detective to follow me, it would be to get pictures of me not using the coupons I said I used"
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  • 02
    Tweet that reads, "Marriage is just texting each other 'Do we need anything from the grocery store?' a bunch of times until one of you dies"
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  • 03
    Tweet that reads, "You pee too loud - Marriage"
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    Tweet about replacing words with animal names during couple therapy
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  • 05
    Tweet about making pun by leaving all the mugs on the front lawn to make it muggy outside
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  • 06
    Tweet about wife telling you to grow up while you have gummy bears in mouth
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  • 07
    Tweet about wife joking that every man on earth shares one brain
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  • 08
    Tweet about marriage teaching you there is wrong way to put milk in fridge
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  • 09
    Tweet about leaving work early and wife thinking you've been fired
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  • 10
    Tweet about husband trying to make dinner and not knowing what oven is
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    Tweet about how marriage is like coffee
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  • 12
    Tweet about wife not being excited over sleeping in bunk beds
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  • 13
    Tweet about husband bragging he spent less on groceries than wife then having nothing to eat
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  • 14
    Tweet about husband trying to avoid chores given by wife
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  • 15
    Tweet about couple being broke because husband spends money on stupid stuff
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  • 16
    Tweet about husband paying for wife's meal with coupon
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  • 17
    Tweet about marriage teaching you things about yourself like that you don't need many paper towels
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  • 18
    Tweet about 99% of marriage being waiting in the car for your spouse
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  • 19
    Tweet about terrible accident involving everything wife asked husband to do
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  • 20
    Tweet about marriage being pretending you were about to start chore spouse is doing
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  • 21
    Tweet about making exact amount of cheese and crackers and not wanting to share with wife
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  • 22
    Tweet about marriage being finishing each others sentences and also starting them
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  • 23
    Tweet about not listening to wife while she tells you you never listen
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  • 24
    Tweet about deciding how to set the thermostat using salary negotiation technique
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  • 25
    Tweet about your wife doing things for you when you don't succeed at them
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  • 26
    Tweet about making Star Wars puns during couple therapy
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  • 27
    Tweet about marriage being about having someone to tell you if something is disgusting
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  • 28
    Tweet about wife being surprised that we're out of ice while the penguin laughs in the bathroom
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  • 29
    Tweet about not sharing with wife because there is one "I" in pizza
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  • 30
    Tweet about couple "getting lucky tonight" meaning they're having tacos for dinner
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  • 31
    Tweet about couple keeping an eye on their spending and seeing that they're good at it
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  • 32
    Tweet about husband rolling over in bed and telling wife he ate a lot of chicken nuggets
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  • 33
    Tweet about avoiding divorce by buying bigger blankets
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  • 34
    Tweet about telling wife you're thinking about her when you were actually thinking of zombie ninjas
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  • 35
    Tweet about marriage life being planning to go out but falling asleep on the couch
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  • 36
    Tweet about your cat turning into your spouse's cat when it does something bad
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  • 37
    Tweet about wife not letting husband use her phone charger
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  • 38
    Tweet about measuring marriage life by the weight you gained
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