Apparently, "butt" is a unit for measuring volume.

House-flipping Neighbor fails to listen to warnings about getting landscaping permits, learns the hard way: 'Their backyard is still not finished' 1

Employee asks about moving heavy boxes to a safer place, employer deflects by writing them up for dress code violation 2

Karen boss won't let salaried employee use the break room because he's not an hourly worker: 'I can't get water or coffee now' 3

'You want to put how much concrete in your Civic?': Customer insists on loading 1000 lbs. of concrete into the back of their small car despite employee's warnings 4

28 Parenting Tweets to Share at the Dinner Table 5

Update: 'I'm going to have it towed': Neighbors demand to park their car in next-door's driveway because they 'don't use it' 6

House-flipping Neighbor fails to listen to warnings about getting landscaping permits, learns the hard way: 'Their backyard is still not finished' 1

20+ times bosses caught their employees breaking the rules: 'Employees honestly think I don't notice when they're ASLEEP!' 2

Cheap sister-in-law gets caught trying to swap tags during gift exchange, cue petty payback: 'The look on [her] face made me wish we had some reality TV cameras set up for this' 3

'Mum... is trying to climb the fence between our gardens': Woman lets neighbor kids use trampoline, their mom threatens to call the police 4

24 Memes for Chronically Late Employees Who Can't Risk Hitting Snooze Again 5

Man locks himself out of car, then refuses to pay technician for his services, so he gets locked back out again: 'I threw his keys in the car and locked the doors' 6