28 Parenting Tweets to Share at the Dinner Table

Eleonora Bader

May 22, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Kids are something else.

Imagine you're a parent (you probably are if you clicked on this post). It's 6:00 AM, and your kids are already battling each other outside their shared bathroom. They refuse to get ready together and lock one another out, causing chaos, as usual. You shuffle around, getting things ready, making breakfast, and occasionally pulling them apart. One kid hates their outfit, the other one hates you. It's just a typical morning.

Their expressions are storm clouds of teenage rebellion. They have mastered passive-aggressive comments, and are way snarkier than you were at their age. You think. Your own parents would love the sight of this… they'd remark about how awful you were as a kid. But you have forgotten all about that. Perhaps revenge is sweet?

Scroll down for the funniest parenting tweets of the week, and enjoy the rest of your day, before your kids get home. Then, here is a story about an incompetent hire who made such a big mistake that the VP had to get involved… ending in her getting fired.