18 Fresh Tweets That Are More Clever Than Anything We Could Come Up With

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Oct 14, 2018 3:00 PM EDT

How do people come up with things this witty in just 280 characters? We'll never know!

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  • 01
    Tweet that reads, "Cross-bred an apple with a garlic to create a gapple. The only thing that will defend me from the horrid Dr. Dracula"
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 02
    Tweet that reads, "I went out with my 5'1" friend and her 5'2" boyfriend on Sunday - it was like walking two Pomeranians"
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  • 03
    Tweet that reads, "I'm a flat-earth absolutionist. I don't believe in hills or mountains or any kind of elevation, everything is flat, they've lied to us for too long"
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  • 04
    tweet about bringing a potato wrapped in foil so people think its a lions egg
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  • 05
    tweet about a boyfriend who bought his girlfriend an ostrich
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  • 06
    tweet about eating bananas in a car and it will smell like that for a long time
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  • 07
    tweet about waist trainer making farts sound loud
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  • 08
    tweet about triscuits tasting like wicker furniture
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 09
    tweet about using the cd slot in a computer to put beans in it
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 10
    tweet about how nobody used mailboxes anymore
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  • 11
    tweet about a zoo security guard asking why anyone is really here
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 12
    tweet about drinking coffee even though you know it will make you anxious and jittery
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 13
    tweet about people not spelling your name correctly when its clearly written in the email
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 14
    tweet about needing to pay extra for baggage on a flight for no reason
    via ManicPixieDreamSquirrel
  • 15
    tweet about a haunted house tour not going according to plan
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  • 16
    tweet about a dads obsession with friends
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  • 17
    tweet about dancing moths near a lamp are called "Moth Pit"
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  • 18
    tweet about gods thought process when he created possums
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