When You Arrange a Funeral For Your Fish And Things Get Out Of Hand

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    Text - Claire Willett @clairewillett Replying to @GraceSpelman WAIT OKAY THIS IS MY BEST ONE okay so I used to have this beta fish named Leonard Cohen who lived in a bowl on my desk he was the only pet I had in my 20s I switched jobs and took him with me and then like a month into my new job he died, and I MELTED DOWN 1/3 2:32 AM Oct 11, 2018 846 9277 people are talking about this
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    Text - Claire Willett @clairewillett Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman my mom was dying and I was like super over- attached to this fish and it was like a whole thing so my really nice coworkers were like "do you want to have a funeral for the fish" and I said yes, all sobbing and sniffling like a wreck so we all trooped into the restroom 2/ 2:34 AM - Oct 11, 2018 357 933 people are talking about this
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    Text - Claire Willett @clairewillett Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman and we crammed into the handicapped stall and my boss gently dumped the fish in the toilet and was like "would you like me to say a few words" and said yes and she was like "here lies Leonard Cohen, he was a good fish who brought joy into a lot of lives...." 3/4 2:35 AM - Oct 11, 2018 398 9 33 people are talking about this
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    Text - Claire Willett @clairewillett Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman so I'm like sobbing into my coworkers shoulders as all 4 of them go around in a circle and one by one they each say something nice about my dead fish and then suddenly we hear a voice from the next stall go "what the CK is going on????" 2:37 AM Oct 11, 2018 2,293 110 people are talking about this
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    People on twitter found it hilarious:

    Text - kh @snow_leopard112 Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman I have tears running down my face from laughing & 2 very concerned cats. Thank you! This is fabulous! 6:12 AM Oct 11, 2018 See kh's other Tweets 14
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    Text - Marcia Laureano @LaureanoMarcia2 Replying to @clairewillett and 2 others First time I bought a beta fish I knew nothing about them. Saw my beta was lonely, so I went & bought it you know the story. Till death a mate, they parted. I was devastated. I feel your pain. 2:37 PM Oct 11, 2018 3 See Marcia Laureano's other Tweets
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    Text - hslates. The real deal @hslates Replying to @clairewillett and 2 others Oh God. I'm crying with laughter. Can hardly see! Thank you! Soo00 funny 11:38 AM Oct 11, 2018 See hslates. The real deal.'s other Tweets 2
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    Text - San @vicentes Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman Oh this is so good. Thank you stranger. 4:15 PM - Oct 11, 2018 18 See San's other Tweets
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    Text - heathermcmillan @headlessmac Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman Howling!! Hilarious I am in the basement and my husband is looking at me like I have lost it! Thanks! 12:27 AM Oct 12, 2018 & See heathermcmillan's other Tweets
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    Text - Bobby Speedy Gray @speedy bobby Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman No fair! I literally laughing and emotional crying. I tried to tell this to my GF and I can barely talk and now she's doing the same. 7:55 AM Oct 11, 2018 See Bobby Speedy Gray's other Tweets 6
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    Text - NotEntitledToOwnFacts @EntitledOwn Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman Ironically. I'm now crying with laughter in a work cubicle 4:46 PM - Oct 11, 2018 See NotEntitledToOwnFacts's other Tweets
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    Text - Huerta Hell is Lizz @lizzhuerta Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpelman CLAIRE I CANNOT. You just ruined my mascaraI laughed so hard 7:04 PM - Oct 11, 2018 2 8 See Huerta Hell is Lizz's other Tweets
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    Text - Dana T #RESIST smudgiesmom Replying to @clairewillett @GraceSpeiman I just laughed so hard I snorted and woke the cat... 6:40 PM - Oct 11, 2018 See Dana T #RESIST's other Tweets 1
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