Get a Twitter Butler for Your Inauguration Trip

If you're planning on attending this year's presidential Inauguration on January 20, check out the Madison Hotel's "Inaugural Town and Country" package for your stay. For a whopping bill of $47,000, you get access to luxurious amenities including a private Lincoln Town Car and driver, a couple's massage and a "dedicated social media butler." Provided by Victoria Devine of Anchor Media, your very own personal social media secretary will chronicle your stay in the nation's capital by posting about your adventures on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest for you. If this takes off, you'll never have to put your drink down to update your status ever again.