Tweets From Our Favorite 'Dog With Thoughts'

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Oct 19, 2018 1:00 PM EDT

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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog feelings sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i'm thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings one time. i was having a nightmare. and the human noticed. so they held my paw. to make sure i knew. everything was going to be okay 5:13 AM Oct 16, 2018 19.1K Retweets 180.8K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human has guests coming over this evening. and my plan. is to introduce. each and every one of them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. everybody loves my stuffed fren sebastian 12:08 AM Sep 23, 2018 15.1K Retweets 162.2K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i have locked myself in the bathroom. do not ask me how it happened. because i don't have that information. hopefully. my stuffed fren sebastian. has already called. the proper authorities 9:32 PM Oct 4, 2018 153.8K Likes 15.3K Retweets
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn't on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i've been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze 1:38 AM Oct 6, 2018 288.6K Likes 37K Retweets
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the small neighbor human. wants to learn how to take a pup on a walk. it was determined. that i am the perfect candidate. to show them how it's done.. we've gone up and down our little street. several times. and have only gotten super tangled once. so it's going really well 1:57 AM Oct 2, 2018 10.5K Retweets 130.7K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings |the nights are getting colder. and i think it would really improve. my quality of snoozle. if you tucked me into bed 4:37 AM Oct 14, 2018 14.6K Retweets 135.1K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i like to sit on one side of the couch. but sometimes. i sit on the other side of the couch. just to keep. everyone on their toes 1:25 AM Oct 1, 2018 11.6K Retweets 125.1K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. i'm inside. and want to go outside. but as soon as the human opens the door. i change my mind. this is not my fault. i ama fluid. yet increasingly complicated soul 9:48 PM Sep 13, 2018 28.4K Retweets 192.8K Likes
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. it is a new day. a new chance. for you to change the world. i would do it myself. but then who would watch the skittle. under the fridge 5:12 PM Oct 8, 2018 154.8K Likes 25K Retweets
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