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Starbnb is the Airbnb Parody for a Galaxy Far, Far Away

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    Glacial landform - 7 45 Per Night Natural in-ground dwelling with local flavor Check In Check Out Guests 1 mm/dd/yyyy mm/dd/yyyy Hoth, Outer Rim Request to Book Wampa Shared room Eco-friendly

    "It has local flavor," they said, "it'll be fun," they said.

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    Text - 7 85 Per Night Quaint working moisture farm on Check In Check Out Guests Tatooine mm/dd/yyyy mm/dd/yyyy Jundland Wastes, Tatooine Request to Book Owen Lars Eco-friendly Shared home apt

    Quaint is one way of putting it. These things are about as accurate as some real Airbnb listings I've come across.

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    Action-adventure game - 7 425 Per Night Like Burning Man in the Forest! Treetop hut in a friendly community Check In Check Out Guests mm/dd/yyyy mm/dd/yyyy 1 * Bright Tree Village, Endor Request to Book Wicket Eco-friendly Entire home / apt

    The only thing people hate more than Ewoks are burners. Perfect!

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    Screenshot - 7-- Per Night Trendy townhome on beautiful Alderaan Check Out Check In Guests mm/dd/yyyy mm/dd/yyyy Alderaan, Core Worlds No longer available Request to Book Entire home/ apt About this listing One of the most beautiful Core Worlds, Alderaan is renowned for its natural landmarks and unparalleled beauty. It is a peaceful world and one of the oldest members of the Galactic Republic. A great choice for any getaway or vacati Description No longer available
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    Text - 7 120 Per Night Minimalist private room with excellent security Check In Check Out Guests mm/dd/yyyy mm/dd/yyyy 1 Detention Block AA-23, Death Star Request to Book Darth Vader 24/7 security Imperial location Private room staff

    The site also features user reviews, which are perfect and absolutely hilarious.

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    Text - Featured Reviews Curt Somebody in the next room would NOT STOP MOUTHBREATHING Helpful 33 Ralph A *lot* of people in this neighborhood like to wear white. It's kind of weird, but whatever. Might have something to do with the place being haunted. Saw some people acting like they were getting choked out by a ghost. Helpful 7 Mary Heard some other guests talking about a really great nearby area, Cell Block 1138, but I couldn't find it. Otherwise, I had a pleasant stay Helpful 4 MoshedPotatoes

    Don't go in the garbage chute!


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