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Ted Cruz Has Already Claimed the White House
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Hilary's Sweater Is Appropriately Non-Denominational
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Ben Carson is Ready to Put the Elk Back in Christmas Sweaters
These aren't your only options of course. This is America! Land of the Free! And that means you also have some unofficial varieties of candidate holiday garb. -
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Feel the Bern While You Roast Chestnuts on an Open Fire
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Or Wish for a White Christmas, Just Like Donald Trump
Here's hoping for a carpet of snow as airy as Trump's combover.
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