36 Conversational Tweets From The Minds Of Comic Geniuses

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Ada Elder
May 5, 2019 5:00 PM EDT

These conversations might not be real, but they are 100% hilarious. We just have one question: what's with all the zookeeper tweets?

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    funny tweet about the time being
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  • 02
    tweet about wife identifying husbands body and learning he took his shirt off before fighting the coyote
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    tweet about surprising the gf with an ostrich
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    asking security guard rhetorical questions at 3am
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    tweet about Yankee doodle and how everyone is worried about him sticking a feather in his hat and calling it macaroni
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    Tweet joking about calling cauliflower ghost broccoli
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    hide and go seek meme with an anesthetist
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    tweet doctor meme about using up your body to get your money's worth instead of taking good care of it
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    funny tweet about karate breaking wood at home depot
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    tweet about husband insecure about the size of his grill
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    texting meme about sending a horse head emoticon to send a message
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    tweet about burglar assuming you want to live or have money
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    tweet about putting a banana in your pants to impress her
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    tweet of pleading guilty and requesting the death penalty for a parking ticket
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    tweet about releasing ostriches at a wedding because it might be romantic
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    tweet of first time gun user
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    text meme of cop that just wanted to talk
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    beatles meme about sketch artist being confused with come together lyrics
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    tweet about turning in badge and gun for your waiter job
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    tweet joking of buying a woman a drink and for her boyfriend too it turns out
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  • 21
    funny tweet about the eagles winning last night
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    tweet of trying to fight animals at the zoo
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    tweet of zookeeper that let one get away
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    tweet of how old saloons would creak only when a mysterious stranger walked in
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  • 25
    tweet about greatest weakness
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    tweet about having some time to kill
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    harp costume tweet
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    tweet about getting three wishes and suspiciously using it to hurt firemen
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    tweet about bad job interviewer
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    tweet of someone ordering wine at the last supper and makes jesus perplexed
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    tweet of making people talk using cake
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    tweet about making glue and melting horses bones
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    Tweet about job interview for Wonka about singing whenever a kid dies
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    tweet about job question on why lint is always bluish grey
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  • 35
    tweet of bank that called to confirm he went to dominos 3 nights in a row in florida
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    tweet of judge who doesn't know what to do when someone doesn't agree to the whole truth
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