36 Conversational Tweets From The Minds Of Comic Geniuses

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  • 01
    funny tweet about the time being
  • 02
    tweet about wife identifying husbands body and learning he took his shirt off before fighting the coyote
  • 03
    tweet about surprising the gf with an ostrich
  • 04
    asking security guard rhetorical questions at 3am
  • 05
    tweet about Yankee doodle and how everyone is worried about him sticking a feather in his hat and calling it macaroni
  • 06
    Tweet joking about calling cauliflower ghost broccoli
  • 07
    hide and go seek meme with an anesthetist
  • 08
    tweet doctor meme about using up your body to get your money's worth instead of taking good care of it
  • 09
    funny tweet about karate breaking wood at home depot
  • 10
    tweet about husband insecure about the size of his grill
  • 11
    texting meme about sending a horse head emoticon to send a message
  • 12
    tweet about burglar assuming you want to live or have money
  • 13
    tweet about putting a banana in your pants to impress her
  • 14
    tweet of pleading guilty and requesting the death penalty for a parking ticket
  • 15
    tweet about releasing ostriches at a wedding because it might be romantic
  • 16
    tweet of first time gun user
  • 17
    text meme of cop that just wanted to talk
  • 18
    beatles meme about sketch artist being confused with come together lyrics
  • 19
    tweet about turning in badge and gun for your waiter job
  • 20
    tweet joking of buying a woman a drink and for her boyfriend too it turns out
  • 21
    funny tweet about the eagles winning last night
  • 22
    tweet of trying to fight animals at the zoo
  • 23
    tweet of zookeeper that let one get away
  • 24
    tweet of how old saloons would creak only when a mysterious stranger walked in
  • 25
    tweet about greatest weakness
  • 26
    tweet about having some time to kill
  • 27
    harp costume tweet
  • 28
    tweet about getting three wishes and suspiciously using it to hurt firemen
  • 29
    tweet about bad job interviewer
  • 30
    tweet of someone ordering wine at the last supper and makes jesus perplexed
  • 31
    tweet of making people talk using cake
  • 32
    tweet about making glue and melting horses bones
  • 33
    Tweet about job interview for Wonka about singing whenever a kid dies
  • 34
    tweet about job question on why lint is always bluish grey
  • 35
    tweet of bank that called to confirm he went to dominos 3 nights in a row in florida
  • 36
    tweet of judge who doesn't know what to do when someone doesn't agree to the whole truth

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