PROTIP of the Day: Buy a Fake Facebook Girlfriend

Dreading being Forever Alone this Valentine's Day? Fear not, Brazilian site Namoro Fake has got you covered. For $39.00, you can buy a fake Facebook profile for seven days who will leave you 10 comments and even change their relationship status to connect with the buyer. For $40 more, you can extend the relationship to a full month, with a comment a day to keep your "love" alive. Unfortunately, there is no word yet on if the site will ever sell boyfriend profiles. Hat tip goes to Mashable.