This British Cat Has a Funny Twitter Diary You Should All Read

I know we all wonder what animals would say if they could talk. Particularly, our pets. And particularly, cats (because we already know what dogs are thinking. Cats are a mystery...do they hate us? Do they love us?) One Twitter account is doing the guessing for us, and the results are pretty point on. I reckon this cat is exactly the kind of cat that would order 20 bags of catnip from your Amazon account without telling you (if it had thumbs). Want to see more Twitter cat accounts? Don't worry, there are plenty. This is what the internet was made for. 

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  • 01
    fluffy cat sitting in front of empty food bowl I'm taking a photo of this empty bowl and sending it to animal welfare. #kitttyloafmonday
    via Twitter
  • 02
    fluffy cat lying on ground Happy Friday. Movement is optional. #jellybellyfriday
    via Twitter
  • 03
    twitter post My naughty little sister has just had her 15 minutes of fame on @BirminghamCats. I hope she doesn't start acting like a diva and making unreasonable demands. That's my job. #caturday #catsoftwitter catsofbirmingham Cats Of Birmingham
    via Twitter
  • 04
    fluffy cat next to a window and garden Roses are red Violets are blue I ate a spider for lunch and threw up in your shoe
    via Twitter
  • 05
    fluffy grey cat looking annoyed When my human says "no more catnip"
    via Twitter
  • 06
    fluffy cat looking annoyed Monday again. Didn't we have one of those last week?
    via Twitter
  • 07
    fluffy cat sitting inside a cardboard box Follow You know that feeling you get when you realise it's Monday tomorrow? Never happens to a cat.
    via Twitter
  • 08
    fluffy cat looking angry My human had better not get any funny ideas about dressing me up in a Halloween costume.
    via Twitter
  • 09
    fluffy cat sitting next to plants looking slightly annoyed As long as everything is the way I want it, I'm totally flexible
    via Twitter
  • 10
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    via Twitter
  • 11
    fluffy cat lying on ground looking weird It'd be a "No" from me #XFactor
    via Twitter
  • 12
    fluffy cat inside cardboard box poking tongue out How to catch a cat 1. Place box down 2. Wait (Blep comes extra)
    via Twitter
  • 13
    fluffy cat sitting outside looking angry I woke up, got out of bed and had breakfast. I think that's enough for one day.
    via Twitter
  • 14
    fluffy cat sitting inside cardboard box looking up Hold all my calls today. I found a box.
    via Twitter
  • 15
    fluffy cat looking very angry Refused to eat the cat food today until human brings back the correct brand. #YouHadOneJob
    via Twitter
  • 16
    fluffy cat leaning on couch sticking leg out I have no idea who ordered twenty bags of catnip from your amazon prime account human.
    via Twitter
  • 17
    fluffy cat sitting on grass My catnip brings all the girls to the yard.
    via Twitter
  • 18
    fluffy cat sitting on grass with cat in distance It's hard to contemplate life when you have nine of them.
    via Twitter

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