This British Cat Has a Funny Twitter Diary You Should All Read

I know we all wonder what animals would say if they could talk. Particularly, our pets. And particularly, cats (because we already know what dogs are thinking. Cats are a mystery...do they hate us? Do they love us?) One Twitter account is doing the guessing for us, and the results are pretty point on. I reckon this cat is exactly the kind of cat that would order 20 bags of catnip from your Amazon account without telling you (if it had thumbs). Want to see more Twitter cat accounts? Don't worry, there are plenty. This is what the internet was made for.