What I Do Have are a Very Particular Set of Skills

'I... start calling in absent "just in case"': Employee calls in absent for work every single day for 11 years after bosses scold them for being 22 seconds late 1

'Orders were backed up. Trucks were waiting… New Manager is almost in tears': New hire tells long-term employee that he should come in "on time," employee watches as warehouse melts down 2

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 3

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 4

'I was the lucky person tasked with "printing the intranet"': 30+ Employees share their funniest facepalm moments at the workplace 5

'Fired over hash browns': Server gets fired for laughing in manager's face after advocating on customer's behalf 6

'His story didn't add up': Lawyer "Uno Reverses" client after he tries to throw him under the bus 1

'Go somewhere else!': Karen makes a scene about the prices at the nail salon, refuses to pay, other customers defend the owner 2

'I might get fired and I don't really care': Employee claps back at customer who throws $1 in quarters at his face, shop owner throws out GMs write-up 3

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 4

'Who you are on graduation day is absolutely not who you will become': 10+ cringeworthy high school reunion stories 5

'My boss is tracking me': Nanny finds tracking device under her car, discovers it's in her boss's name, calls police 6