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‘He got his note’: Employee sprains ankle and requests one day of paid sick leave, boss demands to see a doctor's note and ends up paying a week of leave per doctor's orders 1

Entitled neighbor demands family to extend the wall between their homes or she'll report them to the city, despite the family already having replaced the rotted wall 2

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 3

'I clock in every day [and] play video games or whatever': Employee automates all their work being able to complete their 8-hour work day in 10 minutes from home 4

'There is no paperwork, I'm just fired': Guy relocates to Japan for a job, only to get fired after one week 5

'What they don't expect is that my wife...knows their tactics': Cell phone store managers try to upsell customer until he calls in backup 6

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 1

'[I] watched him storm out the door': Teenager makes entitled customer's milkshake exactly how he wants it 2

'We notified our managers... We were all told no': Teenage burger restaurant workers call out en masse on prom night 3

‘They got all huffy and left’: Server goes off on boomer guests after they sit themselves at a table and demand service, despite being told repeatedly to wait 4

'My gut feeling told me to run': First-time homebuyer backs out 3 days before closing after discovering nightmare neighbors next door 5

'Don't sing Happy Birthday to me: Steamrolling employee intentionally embarrasses her coworker, gets put in her place and publicly shamed by HR 6