Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.
Punmaster Sofa-Knee says: "'I hope none of my peanut friends ever get a-salted.' -The Man"
Thanks for that write-up, "The Man." Saves me the trouble of having to do one of my own! - Matty Malaprop
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