I still say emphatically, I DID NOT INHALE!

'I'm not cutting grandma off for a stepsister I didn't ask for': Dad chooses 16-year-old step-daughter over his 17-year-old son, asks him to cut off his grandmother because she didn't get stepdaughter as many Christmas presents last year 1

16-year-old daughter refuses siblings' food demands while she is babysitting, parents return days later and accuse her of starving the kids: ‘They refused to eat' 2

'I’m not her built-in babysitter': Golden-child mom ruins her sister's child-free wedding ceremony by bringing her 3 unruly children, younger sis refuses to babysit for free afterwards 3

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week (December 10, 2024) 4

Employee saves company $1.5 million per year, gets laid off within months: 'Instead of getting a thanks or a bonus' 5

The Best Star Trek Memes of the Week (December 10, 2024) 6

'I have to stop the ceremony because there's a cat': Adorable Screaming Kitten Crashes Couple’s Wedding, Gets Adopted by Them, and Joins Their Newly-Formed Family 1

Emailing Santa 2

I Hope This Email Finds You and Finish the Job! 3

The Committee Against Vacuum Cleaners is hiding well. 4

He has your pawckage. 5

Meownday. 6