The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones
Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."
I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop
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