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Electric company ordered to pay more than a million dollars in damages over farmer's fence after refusing to compensate him: 'He would have gladly settled [for] $10K' 1

Café Karen complains that her pieces of toast aren't the same size, gets smaller ones: 'You want your two pieces of toast the same size? As you wish.' 2

'You want to escalate? Okay': Customer support insists they can help customer, customer wastes his own time trying to escalate the matter 3

'My mom thinks I’m putting turkey over my own family': Siblings squabble over vegan turkey dinner for Thanksgiving meal 4

'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible 5

Developer embarrasses new boss and gets foolish "no overtime" policy overturned by adhering strictly to it: 'Well, it's 4:30. That's my 8 hours. I'll see you tomorrow' 6

Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward' 1

'We emailed back and forth trying to understand why we were being fined': HOA spends 4+ years suing tenant who insist they're "misappropriating our funds" 2

'The look on her face when she opened that burger was priceless': 20+ Petty ways that fast food employees got back at their most entitled customers 3

20 cheap, low-effort Halloween costume ideas: 'Time traveler [...] wears the same clothes you wore yesterday' 4

Electric company ordered to pay more than a million dollars in damages over farmer's fence after refusing to compensate him: 'He would have gladly settled [for] $10K' 5

WFH employee gets official strike when their dog pops up in the background of a company Zoom call, company states it's because they have a ‘no pets policy’ 6