25 Witty And Clever Daria Comebacks That Prove She's An Idol

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Nov 18, 2018 1:00 PM EST

25 cynical Daria quotes that will get you through any situation! This show should be a religion. 

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  • 01
    Cartoon - DO IDO THE SISTERLY THING AND CONSOLE HER? OH, LOOK ROLLS
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    Cartoon - Good workDaria your cube is bursting out of the.picture plane. Youve really created the illusion of depth. I'm thinking of going into politics.
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    Cartoon - Daria, you look-- You haven t changed a bit! Actually Pve had a number of bionic Timbs installed.
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    Cartoon - 4 Hey Daria, know P'm crazy to ask, butone of the paper s editiors quitCould you use another extra curricularactivity for your transcript? Technically no, because "another" implies Ohave some to begin with.
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    Cartoon - HOW MANY FINGERS? LAWNDA HIGH SC HO IVE GOT ONE FOR YOU
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    Cartoon - Marco will probably pick me up in alimo or one of those.cute littlersports cars. Togo with his cute little brainr AM
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    Cartoon - ON MORE FICTI Anything else going on in school? Let's see... nobody talked to me again this week, I wasn't invited to any parties for the weekend, and I think Im getting one of those really painful cold sores. So all in all another great week.
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    Cartoon - PECANS HAZELNUTS Waitwhere are you going? ALMO NDS NUTS ONLYI PECANS Further into my personal hell.
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    Cartoon - Daria, this is my stepmom, Ashley-Amber Do you recognize her? I think so, but it's so hard to remember your- childhood nightmares clearly
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    Cartoon - Maybe the next book you read should be, "When Mildly Inconvenient Things Happen to Shallow People.
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    Cartoon - Does this blackmatch? It matches my mood.
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    Cartoon - I believe in coffee. Coffee for everyone
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    Cartoon - ] ] Haventyou ever heard the expression youcatwhat you aro? 1 1 CHaventyou everheard the expression get the hell away from me?
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    Cartoon - We havesome things in common Breathing
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    Cartoon - mnomuch for publicspeaking Ormuch for speaking Or Come tothink of it much forthe public
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    Cartoon - READY TO GO? IWAS READY TO GO BEFORE WE GOT HERE.
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    Cartoon - geys Boys wiL Boys wi Boys w shoB The Telltale Heart? I love romance novelst THE Yeah, nothing says "be mine" like apounding heart beneatha floorboard.
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    Cartoon - s I always feel so comfortable with you. You're talking to me, not the bench, right?
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    Cartoon - Daria, are you in there? -No, I'm taking it easy in Tahiti for a few days. Hang on, I'm juist ordering another tray of coconut daiquiris.
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    Cartoon - Don't worry, Mom! It's fake! Awww, you got atattoo to match your personality.
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    Cartoon - -Daria, do you have to put everything in such a negative light? Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?
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    Cartoon - What is that? My people call them books 3
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    Cartoon - 61 D 10 0 Pve been busy procrastinating all day. D)) DD
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  • 24
    Animated cartoon - aint Use your womanly attributes aintire Gotcha, I'll give birth
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    Cartoon - Daria. do you ever feel like you're wasting your life? Only when I'm awake.
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