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24 Clever Tweets To Distract You From Holiday Doom

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    tweet about everyone in Wisconsin being drunk
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    tweet about cats only letting you touch them on their own terms
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    tweet comparing RDR2 to the Pokemon games
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    tweet about trying to make up for alcohol consumption by eating healthy the following day with picture of Kermit staring at reader
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    tweet comparing sexuality to avocados only being ripe enough to eat for a short time
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    tweet making fun of stock photos of lawyers having gavels in them
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    tweet about picking the slow moving checkout line with picture of Takeoff from Migos looking disappointed
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    tweet about what people in 1978 thought the future would be like with picture of the Tesla car SpaceX sent to space
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    pun about cat's shed fur being an actual shed that it had built outside
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    tweet about washing hands immediately after shaking hands with Floridian
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    tweet about being too impatient to wait for your pizza roll to cool down enough to eat
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    tweet about being cold on the way between your bed and the shower
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    tweet about being too familiar with the McDonald's menu and its prices that you don't need the workers
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    tweet about people with blue eyes claiming their eyes change colors
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    tweet about school bathroom that hides a backroom filled with pictures of Danny Devito
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