Archer Quotes on James Bond Stills is a Match Made in BAMF Heaven

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    Photo caption - I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY THROBBING ERECTION.
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    Suit - Woodhouse, Uh, sitting down Sir what are you doing? Like people?
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    Photo caption - YOUR AUTHORITY IS NOT RECOGNIZED IN FORT KICKASS
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    Facial expression - Yeah, like I to Idi you he would, I'm afraid the lemur got idiot. into the pludding.cups you
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    Chiropractor - NO CYRIL! WHEN THEY'RE DEAD THEYRE JUST HOOKERS!
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    Font - M LOOKING FOR A TERRORIST AND AN OCELOT. NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.
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    Forehead - IM NOT SAYING OINVENTED THE TURTLENECK BUTIWAS THE FIRST PERSON TO REALIZE ITS POTENTIAL ASA TACTICAL GARMENT. THE TACTICAL TURTLENECK!THE TACTLENECK!
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    Games - Obviously it's not heaven because Janis Joplin isn't giving rim job. me a
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    Photo caption - IFISTOP DRINKINGALLAT ONCE, I'M AFRAID THE CUMULATIVE HANGOVER WILL KILL ME.
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    Photo caption - I CAN'T BE ALONE. THAT'S WHEN SHE STRIKES LIKE A SLUTTY LITTLE NINJA.
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    Facial expression - DO I LOOK LIKE INEED BALD GUY CREAMP MIKEY, I CAN BARELY GET A COMB THROUGH THIS. IT'S SO THICK MY BARBER CHARGES ME DOUBLE
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    Suit - DO YOU NOT SEE ME ROCKING THIS CHISELED SLAB OF HARD MAN BODY?I MEAN COME ON. ARE YOU GAY OR NOT?
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    Photo caption - SOUR MIX IN A MARGARITA? WHAT IS THIS, AUSCHWITZ?
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    Facial expression - ALL I'VE HAD TODAY IS LIKE 6 GUMMY BEARS AND SOME SCOTCH
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