If You Want To Cut a Watermelon With A Sword, Think It All The Way Through

‘They got all huffy and left’: Server goes off on boomer guests after they sit themselves at a table and demand service, despite being told repeatedly to wait 1

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 2

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 3

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 4

Man shuts down entitled Karen after she attempted to enforce 'quiet Sundays,' ordering four neighbors to stop mowing their lawns 5

'There is no paperwork, I'm just fired': Guy relocates to Japan for a job, only to get fired after one week 6

21+ Best Works Memes for Employees Working the Night Shift This Week 1

'99% of callers would apologize... the 1% however...": Teenager gets even with belligerent Chinese food customers 2

Employee quits job for better opportunity, boss threatens to contact new employer and get them to take back their offer: 'There's a chance I may be stuck here' 3

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 4

New Neighbor encroaches 9 inches over existing boundary, loses 20 feet after landowner orders survey: 'Homeboy should have just let sleeping dogs lie...' 5

'Watching them scramble... was the most hilarious thing': Rideshare driver scares teenagers into fleeing her car 6