14 Sassy Tweets From Hilarious Canadian Politician Norm Kelly

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Nov 30, 2018 1:00 PM EST

Canadian politician Norm Kelly is the ultimate dad, and his tweets prove it. If we could elect someone solely based on tweets, Norm would be our man.

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  • 01
    Tweet that reads, "Cheese pizza doesn't deserve to be called pizza. It's cheese and bread"
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  • 02
    Tweet that reads, "Kim Jong Un is a Jake Pauler"
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    Tweet that reads, "It should be illegal for a restaurant to advertise 'all-day breakfast' and then close in the afternoon"
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    Text - Norm Kelly @norm 23h What the hell are these cakes made of? GLUTEN-FREE soY-FREE SESAME-FREE yEGAN NUT-FREE PRESERYATIVE-FREE 197 2.4K 10K
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    Green - Norm Kelly @norm 1d Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this. Inner me: You're too lit to politic 114K 230K
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    Text - Norm Kelly Follow @norm Don't go broke trying to look rich. Act your wage
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    Text - oo0o TELUS 10:41 PM christinaaofarrell December 7, 2016 at 9:44 PM can you help me meet quy fieri Do you want to let christinaeofarrell send vou messages from now on? TheyIl only know you've seen their request if you choose Allow Decline Allow Norm Kelly @norm - Dec 12 Why 74 3.2K 13K
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    Text - raptors (19-8) @vicslice_ Dec 16 @norm why don't u have ur a percentage on for ur battery 79 293 Norm Kelly @norm Following @vicslice_I like to live on the edge RETWEETS LIKES 464 2,275 10:34 AM 16 Dec 2016 15 464 2.3K
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    Facial expression - reaghan @reaghanhunt 18h @norm musicBAnD HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS? We KnowMemes 3 78 411 Norm Kelly @norm- 18h @reaghanhunt Found a pic of you too. What a coincidence! Please give me attention. 91 823 4.1K
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    Product - Norm Kelly @norm 5d Healthy snack or up-and-coming rapper? Sliver Li Tiver ORIGINEL ENDYAUTEES ORIGINEL OLIVES VERTES DENOYAUTEES PROU P MAMANS SANS OLUTEN APPROUVE PAR EMMANS SANE CRElen ORIGINAL SANS CHOLESTEROL PITTED GREEN OLIVES SANS S PAR PORTION MOM APPROVED HEALTHY SNACK GLUTEN FREE TRANS FAT FREE SATURATED FAT FREE 20 CALORIES PER SERVING 6EMSALLAGES WITHOUT MESSY BRINE Mn/Sx 15 g CDEE STICKERS INSID INDIVIDUAL SNACK PACKS 90 mL /6x 15 g (90 g) 1,611 4,594
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    Product - Norm Kelly @norm 24 Oct Very reasonable. National Post @nationalpost A grandmother is suing KFC for $20 million because she didn't get enough chicken natpo.st/2... KFC 399 1,274
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    Text - Norm Kelly Follow @norm How do I make the Narcos theme song my ringtone?
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    Text - Doo TELUS 9:32 PM abadworm Today at 3:36 PM Send me a free shirt or l'll send you a box with 1000 bees Do you want to let abacworm send you messages from now on? They'll only know you've seen their request if you choose Allow. Allow Decline Norm Kelly @norm Dec 14 Now I'm getting threats. 4958 38 4,5K
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    Text - Norm Kelly @norm 31 Oct A big, hearty LOL to all the houses putting out a bowl of candy tonight with a "please take one" sign. #Goneln60Seconds 445 1,303
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