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Lao Tzu, Sun Tzu, and Confucius bring the Tao of Spitting Hot Fire while Nietzsche, Socrates, and Voltaire use nihilism to annihilate haters.
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‘I came out of my room and yelled at both of them’: 16-year-old snaps at parents after months of nightly arguments, defending his 8-year-old sister and turning the family’s tension into an all-out standoff
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Company lays off senior employee 2 weeks before Christmas, asks her to redo part of an old project 6 months later: 'They barely gave me any severance. I was unemployed for 6 months.'
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Supervisor writes up warehouse employee for not smiling enough at work: 'I work 10-hour shifts moving heavy boxes in a windowless building where we’re not allowed to have earbuds, take phone calls, or speak unless it’s job-related'
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Manager demands employee take $15k salary cut, they claim that they are starting their own business instead: 'I had been doing the job of 4 people'
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