32 Terrible English Translations That Deserve A Pulitzer Prize

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Dec 7, 2018 1:00 PM EST

English is a pretty tough language to learn, so even though these translations are hysterical, we salute anyone trying to learn!

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  • 01
    Food - unbelieveable 立基國物奶油 This is not butter
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    Font - 有毒有害垃圾 Poisonous&Evil Rubbish
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    Text - In caserot fire, Die! HSBC
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    Text - Please center it. Your lovely(?) is not so straight as you imagine. Manager
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    此地施工 行人请注 意安全! The Pedestrian who is under construction, asks in this place pay attention to the safety!
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    Green - 最高指示 一 你办事 我放心 DO IT AND RELAX
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  • 07
    Product - 自動ロックです AUTO ROCK
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    Text - akip FASHION MAN Products Note: Due to this clothing msterial itself contains the peculiar smell of the inevitable, so in the outdoor air is basked in after a few days can reduce the odor Ihope not mind.
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    White - MY BUTTOCKS iS D ad
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    Text - 店長 For using our Toiletl Before using the Toilet, Please give the hall staff a notice. There is a Posibility that a lot of our Customers using this Toilet. Please don' t make a disaster inside. It Can Cause a fire, i nside the toilet is No smoking and No fireworks. If we see eather of it,we have no choice to call the Police. To defend our Customers from danger,If there is no call back or action,even long time posting for using the toilet ,there is posibility to open the lock from outside.
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  • 11
    In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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    T-shirt - DON'T DO SCHOOL EAT YOUR DRUGS STAY IN VEGETABL JUST F. IT.
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    Text - 此处插入匙卡 PLEASE INSERT FURIOUSLY
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    Text - SECRETARY, R.T.A SONEPAT सचिव, प्रादेशिक परिवहन प्राधिकरण सोनीपत DRIVE CAREFULLY 90% of all People are caused by ACCIDENTS सड़क सुरक्षा संगठन (ह.पु) M.9813072976
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    Text - DO NOT BREATHE UNDER THE WATER ntly edn len ed
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    Clothing - BECOME DOOR! DVS
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    Tin can - GEORGIA DEEPPRESSO ディーププレッソ コク深 コーヒー ENGRISH FUNNY.com
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    Technology - 卫生间照明灯 Toilet ilumination 競前灯|射灯宗同顶灯 Miror lamp Shining lamp Do me lamp
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    Text - に勝手ながらこ注文を頂いてからの お席の移動は料理提供に混乱を招きます ご遠慮くださいませ You can't move to another table to avoid confusion. レストランウェステリア Restaurant WESTERIA
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    Text - VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED AND FIND $50.
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    Text - ANYONE, CAUGHT, SHOPLIFTER WILL BE SHOT 100 TIMES THE VALUE OF THE STOLEN ITEM S ขโมยสินค่าปรับ 100 เท่า ENGRISH FUNNY.com
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  • 22
    Text - おことわり Notice 本日二の丸庭園の滝が、工事に伴い水を 流しておりません。 何卒ご了承ください。 TODAY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING
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  • 23
    Font - 让我们做 鸟类的朋友 Let us do the birds friend
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    Text - 一干正事就犯因 一见美女就兴奋 During working I feel sad,when see beautiful girl I am exciting
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  • 25
    Text - Got a minute? Get a meat!! There is no fish in my head. I do love Meat anyhow. Anyway,both Chiken and Beef are Meat! I need to get a mathematician to help.
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    Airport terminal - 大操厅 BIG F HALL @笑道standup李老湿
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    Text - 保持安静是对他人的一种尊重, 谢绝儿童在餐F内嬉戏玩要, Please keep quiet and take care of your children No romping in potato. Thank you 马铃善
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  • 28
    Grass - 小草休息请勿打搅 DO NOT DISTURB TINY GRASS IS DREAMING
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    Text - 注意 CE Caution 歯まれます 指を入れないで下さい There is a bitten thing. Do not put the finger.
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    Font - No Littering Violators will be fine |此處不准倒垃圾 違者嚴罰
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    Font - FROG SLIDE PERSON BELOW 54 OF HEIGHT ARE PERMITTED .ONE PERSON AT A TIME. ENTER WITH FEET FIRST. THIS IS NOT MEAT FOR ADULTS. www.engrish.com
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    Text - Attention THE 9th FLOOR HAS TEMPORARILY BEEN MOVED TO THE 15TH FLOOR
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