Funky Moves For a Pair of Pants With a Head

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 7, 2024) 1

Teacher takes away 5-year-old kindergartener's breakfast for being 'too unhealthy', doesn't give him a replacement: 'My poor boy was so confused and hungry when I got him' 2

Woman keeps $20k in 'friend fund' with 4 other women, refuses to pull out her share to help husband with $60k down payment: 'Your wife sounds financially illiterate' 3

Foster parents pressure 16-year-old foster kid to change his name from Ryder to Ryan, claims his name is too lewd: 'They would like me to strongly consider it so I could have the chance at a professional future' 4

Regretful 44-year-old retiree laments lifestyle, slams FIRE retirement strategy: 'I would give it all back to be in my early 30s living with roommates' 5

Befuddled Gen Z employee gets first office job, complains about receiving out-of-hours emails and not knowing how to use her computer: 'I'm only a month into this job, and it's giving me so much anxiety' 6

‘No other choice honestly’: Couple's Romantic Greece Getaway Turns Into a Rescue Mission Once a Stray Kitten Appears and Doesn't Leave Their Side 1

Owl be the judge of that. 2

Advice Cat gives good advice. 3

Double the meaning, double the fun. 4

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (September 6, 2024) 5

Just a happy suggestion 6