Comic About The Trials Of Being A New Mom Is A Hilarious Way To Scare The Pregnant Women In Your Life

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    Cartoon - OH MY GOD! YOU SMILED!!! SO YOU DO APPRECIATE ME AND HOW IM KILLING MYSELF TO KEEP YOU ALIVE AND WELL! NOPE JUST POOPING. aruwt -brian. FowILanguage Comics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - DAYCARE DROP OFF DAYCARE PICK UP NO!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO!! N!! DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE!! FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - MY KID WITH MY KID WITH FOODEVERYTHING ELSE BLECH! THERE'S SEEDS ON THIS BUN! OH MY GOD, DO YOU HAVE ROCKS IN YOUR MOUTH?! FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - CHILDREN: THEY'RE ONLY THIS DUMB FOR A SHORT WHILE. GEE-WHIZ, I'D LOVE TO GO TO MCDONALD'S AGAIN, BUT...THEY RE CLOSED ON THE WEEKENDS! AWWW! OBrian Gordon FowILanguage Comics.com EΝΤΟΥ T.
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    Cartoon - DEAR STRONG-WILLED CHILD, I REALIZE YOU HAVE THE STUBBORN TENACITY TO BE A GREAT LEADER ONE DAY. 1SAID WANT IT! -bria. BUT RIGHT NOW YOU'RE JUST ACTING LIKE AN A HOLE. Facebook.com/FowlLanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - HOW I START EVERY MEAL WITH MY KIDS HOW I END EVERY MEAL WITH MY KIDS JUST EAT IT! IT'S FOOD! YOU NEED IT TO LIVE!! CMON, WHY NOT TRY A BITE? I BET YOU'LL THINK IT'S REALLY YUMMY! Facebook.com/FowlLanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - FROZEN FROZEN IN MY LIVING ROOM LET IT GO, LET IT GO I WANNA WATCH THE MOVIE,GOD, AGAIN! SWEETIE! LET IT GO! מ OH MY K WILSON CARLOS CARRAL CREGORY SMITH MARK EMPE -bria. Facebook.com/FowlLanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - FACT: SMALL CHILDREN ACTUALLY GET MORE HYPER WHEN THEY'RE OVERTIRED. -brias. THIS PHENOMENON IS CALLED "SUCKS TO BE YOU. Facebook.com/FowILanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - GO AWAY!LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! STOP LOOKING AT ME! "LET'S HAVE MORE KIDS," I SAID... "ITLL BE EASIER WHEN THEY HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH, I SAID... -briaw. Facebook.com/Fowl LanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - BABIES THE DREAM THE REALITY -briaw FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - HOW I USED TO TALK TO MY KIDS (BEFORE I LOST MY G DAMN MIND) THEN NOW WE DON'T SHOOT WATER GUNS IN THE HOUSE WE DON'T SHOOT WATER GUNS IN THE HOUSE WHY NOT? WHY NOT? YOU'RE GONNA GET EVERYTHING WET. BECAUSE SAID SO!! SO? SO, EVERYTHING WILL GET RUINED.WON'T NO IT YES IT WILL NUH- UH. Facebook.com/Fowl LanguageComics FowILanguageComics.com Brian Gordon
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    Cartoon - REMEMBER, LEARNING A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT DOES WONDERFUL THINGS FOR YOUR CHILD'S BRAIN. bols claugbog cloNg YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND ARE F 31 ED. S JI T Facebook.com/Fowl LanguageComics -briaN. FowlLanguageComics.com Brian Gordon
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    Cartoon - WHEN YOUR KID IS BORN: THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR THIS KID! I WOULD TAKE A FRIGGIN BULLET FOR THIS KID. WHEN YOUR KID IS OLDER: HEY, CAN YOU DRIVE ME SHHHHH...M BINGE-WATCHING TO MY FRIEND'S GAME OF THRONES RIGHT NOW SWEETIE -briaN. Facebook.com/FowlLanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - JEEZ, THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE I... HAVING KIDS SOUNDS HORRIBLE WELL, YOU'VE CONVINCED ME. IM NEVER HAVING CHILDREN THAT'S A SHAME THEY'RE PRETTY AWESOME YEAH WELCOME TO PARENTING WELL, SURE IT'S MOSTLY DRUDGERY AND FRUSTRATION... BUT IT'S STILL LIKE, THE BEST THING EVER YOU JUST FINISHED SAYING HOW TERRIBLE IT WAS! THAT MAKES NO GODAMN SENSE YEAH WELCOME TO PARENTING -briaN OBrian Gordon FowlLanguage Comics.com ab
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    Bird - THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A KID IN DIAPERS... .IS A KID JUST OUT OF DIAPERS WHAT?! YOU WERE JUST SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR 45 MINUTES!! WHAT? YOU NEED ANOTHER CHANGE? ఇ FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Comics - KIDS DRINKING WATER SITTING AROUND AFTER SPORTS HAVE SOME WATER WATER? NO THANKS NAH. DINNER AN HOUR AFTER THEIR BEDTIME CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO NOPE INEED WATER!! Brian Gordon FowILanguage Comics.com
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    Cartoon - TAKING YOUR KID TO THE DOCTOR WHEN THEY'RE OLDER WHEN THEY'RE A BABY НЕ SNEEZED! HELP HIM! I THINKWELL, HOP OVER AND GRAB AN ICE PACK MY LEG FELL OFF. FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - YOUR FIRST KID YOUR SECOND KID IS HE TIRED? HUNGRY? IS IT SOMETHING HE ATE? IS HE OVER-STIMULATED? UNDER-STIMULATED? OH, GREAT! THIS ONE'S A NUTJOB, TOO АНННН! АНННН! FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - WHAT MY FIRST CHILD WATCHED ON TV WHAT MY YOUNGEST KID WATCHES GOD, I DUNNO... WHATEVER THE OLDEST ONE'S WATCHING, I GUESS ONLY EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMMING WITH POSTIVE ROLE MODELS! LET'S COUNT TO TEN! FREEZE SCUMBAG! Facebook.com/Fowl LanguageComics FowlLanguageComics.com OBrian Gordon
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    Cartoon - MY KID'S MEMORY WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO! I FORGOT I JUST TOLD YOU! HOW COULD YOU FORGET?! FORGET WHAT? (АННННННН! OBrian Gordon FowILanguage Comics.com

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