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Women Who Went Viral For Canceling Baby Shower Over Name Wields The Exact Sort Of Response You'd Expect

A few days ago, a woman posted on Facebook about canceling her baby shower due to the lack of support of the baby name she has chosen. Once the world got a hold of the name (and her rant), they couldn't help but poke fun. Read the post and some Reddit users responses below! 

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    Text - 1 64% facebook.com Dear Members of the Squire Sebasti... Dear Members of the Squire Sebastian Senator Babyshower, I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event. I will text you soon if you're invited to my smaller, more inclusive party. At least here no one will judge me. Why? Why am I doing this? Because y'all have been talking shit about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child?? What i
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    Text - To say this frankly, my friends and family have treated me like total shit. They've spread rumors and lies about my child. No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child. His name is Squire Sebastian Senator. That is that. You cannot force me to change his name. This is the name I was meant to give him. No, this is not his full name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" is only his first name. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a ni
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    Text - I never knew my family could be so judgmental. We come from a long lasting family of both squires and senators. If you look back in our family tree, the survival of this clan is literally rooted in squiredom. We are all related to senators too. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success. My baby's name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything. Why name your baby boring and over-used names like Joshua, Brian,Sam, Nick, Mark, Bella, Marina, etc...
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    Text - Squire Sebastian Senator will live a powerful, wholesome life. His confidence will not diminish simply because his name is out of the ordinary. Instead, he will be extraordinary. Fuck you all. Fake ass family. You won't get to be a part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him.
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    Text - edited 3 days ago 4 days ago thebanjo99 7.5k points This could be the first ever child to run away from home before he's born.
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    Text - 4 days ago MayorScotch 5.4k points ABCDE's future ex-husband. Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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    Text - edited 4 days ago S Khdk 4.2k points 4 days ago . No, I'm not insane, I will name my son Metal Wolf Chaos, it's a powerful name and he'll become US president.
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    Text - Pobunny 10.0k points 4 days ago He's the first kid ever to come home from school with the nickname 'Stinky' and be happy about it. Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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    Text - 4 days ago The_Vampire_Barlow 20.1k points No one's talking shit about your unborn baby. They're talking shit about your poor naming choices. Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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    Text - 4 days ago sunset-shimmer- 5.8k points "why name your child something boring" Because I'd like to not damn my unborn kid to school bullying and his job applications going right into the trash. Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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    Text - 4 days ago OptimusSublime 901 points This is going to be really rough when filling out scantron sheets with his name for tests...
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    Text - astralbuzz 813 points 4 days ago This kid is never going to find those tchotchkes with his name on it. Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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    Text - edited 3 days ago curious_dead 12.4k points 4 days ago "Not allowed to have nicknames" What are you gonna do, call the police because people call him Squee?
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    Text - strawberrysie 486 points 4 days ago Lmao you know this kid is going to get bullied for the rest of his life. He's probably going to have two middle names and a hyphenated last name as well. Reply Share Report Save Give Award 4 days ago canhasdiy 355 points Squire Sebastion Senator Harley Quinn Markson-Clark Reply Share Report Save Give Award 4 days ago capybarometer 249 points Squire Sebastian Senator Doctor President Janitor-Smith Reply Share Report Save Give Award 4 days ago lisbethbord
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    Text - Nixinova 504 points 4 days ago he'll just go by Sebastian whenever he can lol Reply Share Report Save Give Award SuperIdiot360 185 points 4 days ago NO NICKNAMES! Reply Share Report Save Give Award
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