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Here Are 15 Tweets By British People That Cracked Us Up This Week (December 14 , 2018)

We're here to bring you those funniest British voices that made our week so much better.

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    Adaptation - Funniest Tweets! Follow @ComedylsAJoke The only British tragedy I know is this one 7:12 PM 10 Dec 2018
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    Text - Carol The Christmas Muppet Follow @Castaignede "If you ever want to see your Christmas presents again, leave £1million in non- sequential notes in a holdall at the edge of the woods. Don't try to trace this call" TE TELEPHONE
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    Text - Colin Quinn Follow @iamcolinquinn Advice to young comics. When you first get out on stage, open with a joke or humorous anecdote to break the ice. Then go into your act. 5:06 AM 5 Dec 2018 455 Retweets 5,540 Likes
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    Text - Tom Roles Follow @tomroles Yeah sex is good but have you ever had Ryanair 'Priority' customers push past everyone only to discover there's only one queue and then loudly state 'there's really no difference is there' 1:58 AM - 4 Dec 2018 from Luton, England 270 Retweets 2,234 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish "It's a bloody nightmare" Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working "It's not ideal" Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined 10:19 AM - 6 Dec 2018 11,465 Retweets 36,425 Likes
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    Text - mikeyyy @mikeyyy19 Follow Boy in my work with ginger hair n he gets the nickname fanta came in with his hair dyed blonde and now he's getting called fanta lemon 1:33 PM - 4 Dec 2018 5,412 Retweets 59,458 Likes
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    Product - Greg James @gregjames Follow alright mate no one likes a show-off
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    Text - Rachael Follow @RachaelvsWorld I don't have an advent calendar so I'm just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever's in there 11:24 PM - 30 Nov 2018 17,256 Retweets 102,287 Likes e the fea Bea deal
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    Text - THE CHRISTMAS WITCH Follow @melaniefoxfire I'm not dyslexic you're dyslexic CLOTH GOWNS ONLY 11:06 AM -5 Dec 2018
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish "Can I have some of this cheese?" "NO! It's for Christmas!!" "Okay, I'll just have a slice of bread" "That's Christmas bread!" "How about I just... boil some rice?" "CHRISTMAS!! 3:30 AM - 8 Dec 2018 2,916 Retweets 14,845 Likes
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    Text - Jingle Ben Follow @Opoint5twins Is your child texting about U.K. rail services? OMG overrunning maintenance, goddamnit whoops, track failure WTF IDGAF = inbound delays generating additional f**k-ups bus replacement broken-down BRB leaves on the line LOL 12:06 AM - 7 Dec 2018 688 Retweets 2,893 Likes
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    Product - Holly Jolly Brockwell Follow @holly How to distract the cat from your takeaway YAY! WE ARE A TEAM 2:08 PM 4 Dec 2018 232 Retweets 1,966 Likes
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    Face - Georgia Coan Follow @georgia_coan Isn't this the plot to Mamma Mia? #JeremyKyle itv My mum's diary said I had four po Teremy Kyletathors Aalts Jeremy Kyle myai fathers! DNA results The Show NONY 1:49 AM 7 Dec 2018 617 Retweets 3,337 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish December: - Eat the entire supermarket - Take everything you own and mull it - Fruitlessly search for parking - Fill fridge with stuff you're not allowed to touch - Wear too many layers in the shopping centre - Be constantly flustered - Hunt for stamps - Pretend to have fun 1:26 AM -1 Dec 2018 5,370 Retweets 19,731 Likes
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    Motor vehicle - So Mello Yello Follow @YoMelloYello 100 Of The Funniest British Tweets That Have Graced The Internet In 2018 Isn't this the guy who plays Sherlock? Burntisland Cowdenbeath A 909 1 m STO P 12:32 AM 6 Dec 2018
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