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24 Relatable Tweets That Speak The Truth

Ever wanna feel a little less alone? Just hop on Twitter and prepare to feel personally attacked.

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    Food - nicole tersigni @nicsigni recipe: 2 cloves of garlic me: got it
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    Text - Celia Grace Denney @CeliaDenney When I woke up today, I thought I saw a mouse on my floor. (Without my contacts, I have 9 vision, so I can't see) SO. I trap the mouse with a box. I put my contacts in so I can see, only to find out that I did not trap a mouse. I trapped my hairbrush. Have a great day.
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    Text - A Ray in a Manger @SirEviscerate GOD: You have probably 70-80 years at most before you die, ideally. MAN: oh. well, i'll make the most of- GOD: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time MAN: ..uh GOD: *leans in* That'll be your favorite part.
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    Text - bel @bellalawtonn The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's
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    Text - Me trying to get my life back together after a breakdown Ocosmoskyle
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    Text - shammy @sammy_gwin Today the drug dog came to our school and he stopped by my car and wouldn't move so I had to go out there and unlock it so he could search my car and it was because of the dog treats I keep in there
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    Text - Read my bio @Datoism Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports. Bolt v Phelps-Ping Pong 6:05 AM-16 Aug 2016 t 394 285 johanirae burnedbymarshmallow Really want to see this With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips
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    Text - Hanukkah Cihla @AnicaCihla *gets on soapbox if your ugly sweater was designed to be an ugly sweater then it doesn't actually count as an ugly sweater. the true spirit of ugly sweaters is that they were designed in earnest and the shifting sands of time and fashion eroded them to their present ugliness
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    Text - me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one
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    Product - kat hasty @kathasty guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
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    Text - Lil Uzi Horizont @themeredith It's like I want to lose 30lbs and have a flat stomach but good god at what cost? Eating right? Exercising? Absurd
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    Text - PUNS @ThePunnyWorld Why should you never fight a dinosaur? You'll get jurasskicked
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    Product - aspyn @spyn_haley Saturday's are for the environment ProfessorTrashWheel @ProfTrashWheel Corona is the first major beer brand to roll out 100% plastic free six pack rings. If they end up in our oceans they will break down into organic materials! rona traoraoro Extra Extre Ex LA CERVEZA MAS FINA DESDE मप्ड म DESDE 192 CERVEZA MAS LA LA CERVEZA DESDE FINA
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    Text - annie @anastushe *deletes ex's number so i don't have to see his name* *phone vibrates* message from "maybe: kyle" whatever apple, grow up
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    Text - Kara @thedryginger I'm just looking for a smart, passionate, goal oriented man. Who sees my outward beauty but really wants to know me from the inside. Someone who knows what they want and goes out and gets it no matter what. I'm looking for a serial killer. 12/9/18, 7:13 PM
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    Text - College Girls @SeniorGirls1 IMAGINE: it's winter break, you have the day off of work & no homework due. A light snow is falling & you just woke up from a nice long sleep & made some coffee For once you are not stressed to the point of tears. Your whole fam is home watching Christmas movies, life is good.
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    Text - Natalie Ray @_natalieray My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Tyler: "Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!" Sam: "Tyler." To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because l randomly think of it.
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    Text - Alyson Gerstner ФАyуКayyGee Season 2 Episode 10 Season 3 Episode 10 Season 5 Episode 11 Season 6 Episode 13 Season 7 Episode 11 & 12 Season 8 Episode 10 Season 9 Episode 9 The Office Christmas episodes... you're welcome
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    Text - Moki Awa @MokiAwa I was 16 when I first experimented with eyeliner. My step grandfather caught me and then made me use a chainsaw for the rest of the afternoon in an attempt to man the queer outa me. I'm still queer but now I could build you the gayest log cabin you ever did see.
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    Text - James @CaucasianJames ineed an elf gf so i can look tall in all our pics. also so she can make me a nintendo switch
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    Text - TRILLIONAIRE @maltyhops in the 90's you Could say "ex-squeeze me" instead of "excuse me" and get a laugh. shit was wild
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    Face - Sarah @PrincessSara_22 Venmo is nothing but inside jokes and drug payments
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    Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott Listen, frozen meal instructions, never in the history of owning microwaves have I known the wattage of any microwave
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    tweet about prioritizing wine over exercise
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