Adult mad libs

Employee requests three days off, boss demands doctor's note, doctor gets him six weeks off: 'They did not look pleased' 1

‘You insulted my career’: Employee with 20 years of work experience gets offered minimum wage at job interview, he accepts, only to never show up on the first day 2

Update: Karen tries to rip off local landscaping business, requests itemized invoices for three years of work: 'It would take me over 10+ hours to get all that' 3

'Having a graduation party. Please supply me!': Top Choosing Beggars of the Week (May 31, 2024) 4

Newly-promoted office worker treats new hire like her employee, new hire fills her voicemail with dozens of messages: 'She wanted me to do something that wasn’t my job' 5

'Sense of entitlement, being above the rules': 20+ Employee habits that drive managers crazy 6

Newly-promoted office worker treats new hire like her employee, new hire fills her voicemail with dozens of messages: 'She wanted me to do something that wasn’t my job' 1

Employee requests three days off, boss demands doctor's note, doctor gets him six weeks off: 'They did not look pleased' 2

'No talking during lunch breaks': Employees share the most ridiculous rules they had to follow in their workplace 3

20+ Employees share coworkers they saw get fired on their first day: 'Drove a skid into the side of the house we were working on' 4

'It tasted like milk mixed with the ocean': 25+ Foods that people vowed to never eat again 5

Campus resident demands student leash up his dog during an evening walk, only to be told canine is a wild coyote 6