Soccer Player Throws Himself off a Stretcher to Waste More Time

'Instead of quitting...people started eating donuts in front of management and being fired on the spot': 20+ Ultra petty reasons people got fired from their jobs 1

‘He got his note’: Employee sprains ankle and requests one day of paid sick leave, boss demands to see a doctor's note and ends up paying a week of leave per doctor's orders 2

‘She had it coming’: Mother plays favorites between two daughters during their birthdays, leading eldest to even the score by playing favorites between her parents 3

Job candidate rejects recruiter's request for free, unpaid work during interview process: 'I was asked to produce a full list of tasks for [free]' 4

‘Stupid me said ok’: Neighbor expects man to do her laundry every week after her washing machine breaks, he considers buying her a new washing machine to make it stop 5

'Now she won't be able to go [on vacation]': Pediatrician gets revenge on her trash-talking coworker by requesting competitive days off that she knew her coworker wanted 6

‘He got his note’: Employee sprains ankle and requests one day of paid sick leave, boss demands to see a doctor's note and ends up paying a week of leave per doctor's orders 1

'I cost them $100+k': Contractor denied phone access in warehouse to speak to supervisor, entire team collects paycheck and walks out 2

‘She had it coming’: Mother plays favorites between two daughters during their birthdays, leading eldest to even the score by playing favorites between her parents 3

Customer leaves negative review on car dealership after they try to scam him, leading employee to beg customer to take the review down: ‘I am going to be fired’ 4

'One student recently pushed me to the limit of my stupidity tolerance': Professor declares this generation at an all-time low after recent conversation, and it’s hard to disagree 5

A Coffee Cup Full of 26 Work Memes to Get Burnt Out Employees Through Another Month of Mondays 6