14 Things You Can Bring to Your Holiday Work Party to Show Them You're Mentally Clocked Out

It's mandatory holiday party season in your workplace and you do not care about these people in the slightest. Here's some ideas to really drive home the fact that they do not matter and you do not want to be there.

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