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'Cut me in line?': Babysitter and 3-year-old kid get back at entitled line-cutting Karen by blocking her from leaving the parking lot 1

Neighbors' kids constantly play in man's front yard and entitled parents do nothing about it, so he calls the school district to get the kids' bus stop moved away from his property 2

'It’s just a little longer wait': Entitled woman uses express checkout lane for full cart of groceries, petty shopper gets revenge by blocking her car in the parking lot 3

Manager rescinds candidate's job offer after he demands they start working the next day, which made candidate laugh at his face: ‘I thought it was a joke’ 4

'No one else can or will do my job... and I'm about to quit with no notice': 15+ Employees who had the pettiest ways of getting back at their bosses 5

'Manager now is not happy... I reminded him about what he told me': Boss ignores employees' common-sense advice, loses thousands of dollars worth of products 6

'Granny on a mission': 82-year-old grandmother fights grandkid's Karen neighbor for tossing debris into their garden 1

Neighbors accuse resident of stealing after she throws away their packages that were delivered to her house, resident gets warned about being scammed: ‘They guilt you into paying them off’ 2

'Cut me in line?': Babysitter and 3-year-old kid get back at entitled line-cutting Karen by blocking her from leaving the parking lot 3

'He congratulated me and we had a laugh': Wise-guy trolls a telemarketer by convincing them that he owns the White House, putting the cherry on top of a series of hilarious phone pranks 4

Neighbor ‘go[es] nuts’ after years of harassing kind couple next door, surveys land to prove a point but is in for a karmic surprise when she loses 5ft of her yard 5

'[I'm] completely canceling my stepdaughter's birthday bash': Woman shuts down 17-year-old stepdaughter's birthday party after finding out the teen knew about affair 6