How Do You Say "Go to a Commercial Break, I Just Broke My Crotch" in Italian?

Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 1

Update: 'They didn't notice my phone was recording': Parents discover their 18-year-old posted social media videos about them, family stages an intervention 2

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 3

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card' 4

19-year-old daughter and 56-year-old mother clash and can't make-up after mother mixes daughter's makeup : 'She has a history of using my makeup without asking me and 99% of the time she uses products incorrectly and damages them' 5

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 6

'Just so we're clear, you fired me...': IT guy replaced by new CFO's 21-year-old nephew, they ask him back after nephew proves to be incompetent 1

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 2

'My brother yelled 'Gotcha!'': Christmas gets canceled when siblings play a diabolical prank on their sister after she celebrates buying her first home, she ends up going no contact because they crossed the line 3

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 4

'Discussing pay amongst employees is within our rights': Employee engages in fiery exchange with HR over wage transparency 5

'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract 6