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People Share The Funniest Church Signs They Saw During The Holiday Season

Whether they are meant to inspire, amuse or make a statement, the messages outside places of worship often get people's attention. 

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    Text - Kimberly Holbrook Follow @kim_holbrook @JHolbrookREP This week's FBC Alliance church sign. FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Gre WE'RE 0ΟΝΜΑ. PARTY LIKE TS MY BIRTHDAY!
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    Text - McKenna Newman Follow @Kennasueee Just saw the most savage church sign "We are still open inbetween Christmas and Easter" 7:34 AM - 27 Jan 2018 from Ohio, USA 158 Retweets 1,004 Likes
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    Text - {julia.kempf}} @Juicy Kempf Follow today I saw a church sign that said "Merry Christmas Christians. Happy Hanukkah Jews. Good luck Atheists." talk about holiday spirit amirite 10:55 PM - 24 Dec 2016 493 Retweets 1,656 Likes
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    Text - Follow @30casterlyrock I just lost it at this church sign HR NCE A YEAR YOu? Cameron United Methodist Church CHRISTMAS COMES ONCE A YEAR.... YOU?
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    Text - Kaitlyn Vincie Follow @kaitlynvincie There's a church I pass all the time that has the best bulletin signs. Last week's read "The manger, the first King size bed." Here's the latest one... @johnbcrist you write these? BEREA BAPTIST CHURCH IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PRESENTS BUT ALL ABOUT HIS PRESENCE!
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    Text - Erin Cameron Follow @uterin79 Challenge accepted #thisweekinchurchsigns WALNUT GROVE UNITED METHODIST CHURGH WE'D LIKE TO SEE WALNUT GROVE AMAZON DELIVER A VIRGIN BIRTH UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
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    Text - Cheryl Fritze @FritzenFriends Follow L "Arrived safely! Mother and child doing well." Today's Christmas Eve quote from a church sign. II 4:31 AM - 24 Dec 2017 92 Retweets 582 Likes NTEN STOR ASON
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    Text - KeepOnBelievelnn Follow @YMBBastepaway Church Sign #Christmas #ChurchSigns St. Mark's Anglican Church The Friendly Church WORSHIP SAT 5PM SUN 8:30AM& 10:30AM CHRISTMAS: A STORY ABOUT A MIDDLE EAST FAMILY SEEKING REFUGE 4:52 AM - 11 Dec 2017
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    Text - Melissa (graft gasm) Follow @craftgasm Spotted on a church sign in NC: "IT'S 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' EVERYTHING ELSE IS UNBIBLICAL." Because Jesus taught us to be assholes to others. 9:57 AM - 23 Dec 2015 3 Retweets 5 Likes
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    Text - Queen in the Northside @TravelByBubble Follow The church by my house updated their sign for Christmas. MOUNT OLIVE CHURCH AN EVANGELICAL FREE CHURCH A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALILEE FAR FAR AWAY... THE KING WAS BORN! WORSHIP PHONE 773-545-3234 10:45 AM STOLIVEEFCA.CO
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    Text - Make the Yuletide Rey Follow @thatsballin A church sign near my house in Purvis says "Merry Christmas, are you offended?" It's astounding how profoundly they've missed the point. 12:30 AM - 22 Dec 2016 BOOKS 13 Retweets 30 Likes
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    Text - Bad Church Secertary Follow @ChruchSecretary Would the person who keeps changing the church sign from saying "Come see Santa on Christmas Eve" to saying "Satan" please stop? 8:35 AM -23 Dec 2016 21 Retweets 35 Likes
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    Text - mcc Follow @mcclure111 Passed a church with a big glossy "Christmas isn't YOUR birthday!" sign. That is weird, and also has a 1/365 chance of being wrong. 7:35 PM - 10 Dec 2014 12 Retweets 42 Likes
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    Text - Ethan McCreary Follow @EthanMcCreary Favorite church sign today. "Sins are like credit, enjoy now and pay later" ...Merry Christmas! 11:16 AM - 25 Dec 2014
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