Twitter Thread About A Wildly Dimwitted Intern

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Ada Elder
Mar 7, 2020 1:00 PM EST

It's official: James the Intern is our new hero. We're not sure if it counts as schadenfreude, but the dude's lovable buffoonery (as told in a series of epic tweets) is something we definitely feel slightly guilty for enjoying. Hopefully the subject of this twitter thread has found himself a new job where his skill sets...exist. 

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    Text - Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon We have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount of confidence to the point of arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount of common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.
    via @kalebaharmon
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    Text - Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d James failed to realize that, even on Casual Friday, American flag tank tops still weren't appropriate office attire. When we asked him to change, he came back in a tank top and tennis shoes because he thought his flip flops were the issue 9,491 t418 6 Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d James once typed a letter that was supposed to be handwritten in the "Informal Roman" font because he didn't think anyone would notice. 7,279 t2360
    via @kalebaharmon
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    Text - Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d James isn't allowed to do door-to-door canvassing anymore because he kept asking every house he went to if he could "borrow a beer" 12464 6,844 Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d I'm not sure James knows what his major is because he's told me 4 different ones. 21 6,897 t267 Kaleb Harmon
    via @kalebaharmon
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    Text - Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d James has never been to Chipotle because one of his friends convinced hm you have to order in Spanish and he doesn't speak any Spanish. 4 t1.1,464 14.1K Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon 3d James impressed the office by catching 15 cheese puffs in a row in his mouth that someone brought in. He then asked to go home because he forgot he was lactose intolerant
    via @kalebaharmon

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