29 Passive Aggressive Office Notes That You Need on Your Desk by Friday

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Eric Lund
Dec 31, 2018 11:00 AM EST

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

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    Text - Puase remember to date the food Cans Thanks Tried on 3 occasions to date cans. They only Think of me as a friend..
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    Product - Oto Amntion wgsjog (20481s 62/13 Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry... bout da ink... cuz everyting you print... gonna turn out white
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    Text - Please do not tap on glass. KEEP CALH ON Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry.Violently Please enter SLOWLY while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident Thank you
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    Text - People know not to touch my mug. It is the one with reindeers on it. We can't help it It's so beautiful
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    Text - PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!! THANK YOU!!! Please don't use Comic Sans-we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand.
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    Font - PLEASE CHECK IF YOU FLUSHED ΤHANΚ YOU!
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    Text - IF I'm nUT HERE PLEISE CHECK RECEpTan You weren't there either... Where are you????? We miss you
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    Text - Win eities Mille Lacs walleye regs could be tight (TH Star thursday star Stadium pul top news NEW FIGHT OVER GAY MARRIAGE Slow inflx of games is deaggine peoection $35M I have the pen. Put $50.00 into a plane white envelope and place into the Telecom mail slot or the pen gets it. Do not notify HR or management or the pen gets it. The pen is very scared and wants to go home but will have no problem running it out of ink and throwing into the garbage if you don't follow my instructions exac
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    Text - Complaints about me or my work? Take a number.
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    Food - I do what H wan t
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    Text - This hare has been hanging here Foe mate than SIX monTHS Has anyene ete noticed Cleaning peepie havert
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    Text - IF You Pust IT HARDER, IT WILL PRINT FASTER I |
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    Text - PLEASE DO NOT PRINT LARGE JOBS
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    Post-it note - MyTradeR Plarse Stp Sang Joes Green Juice gr Ths is lie the Leas twkedire off-Why7?? Please Stop Shaing my Fage O yort on -TN Please put new food in Frelge Geking PLERSE STOP EATING M HOT boeof the Same dld stutf
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    Text - EYI THE DISHNASHER 1s the whte+hing WITH THE BVTTONS ON YOUR RIGHT THE DISHWASHER IS Not he white BALDING mIDole naed man THANK you
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    Telephone - Office Communication Device United States, c.1985 Black plastic Bell System touch tone telephone device formerly used to communicate with other individuals. Device also functioned as a method of transferring communicable disease PRS 7 X
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    Text - Please throw your food out in the hallway trash. I think we would all appreciate the newsroom not smelling like day old ketchup all the time. Sincerely, Your passive aggressive co-worker. 5Orey
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    Handwriting - Kabnet Wax De Odetdded D 500 heets 1s 0NC DO NOT 420 USE UNDER ANY CIRCOMSTANCES EVER VE NEVER WANTED To USE A MICROWAVE Nel I NEED TO WRATIE IREAH HA SOMUCH mENTIRE LIFE Ts sc ANST rERATE IN Apwe PLAS WARGAAING
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    Coca-cola - Jesus is watching vou... ...steat Diet Cokes John 7:37 Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, "If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink." 11 Diet
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    Product - YOUR NAME DAVE Lipt REEN EA Yes M NAME GREEN TEA IS DAVE TrKS Fo THE FREE DRINK! DAVES 4 Lie!!!
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    Material property - NO THUMBTACKS IN WALL ? NO'STICKY NOTES ON SIGNS St.eky Note! NO STICKY NOTES ON STICKY NOTES No PURPLE STICKY NOTES
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    Table - DISHES They don't do themselves
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    Deobes NOT Debbies NOT Debbies Deboes NOT Debbies dor Debbes NOT Debbies No7 Delabes coores
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    Text - DAYS WITHOUT SACARSM nike Spe nins TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY
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    Text - MILK SPOILS IF DOOR IS LEFT OPEN PLEASE ALL THE WAY ANTHING WANT YDAD CLOSE MILK SPOILED MILK thamk you.
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    Text - AVERY Notice Do not use but one Microwave At a time. Using both will trip fuse and neither will work why are there two?
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    Footwear
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    Text - Emergency Exit Only WARNING EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY ATTENTION SORTIE DE SECOURS OPENING DOOR SOURDS ALARM OUVREZ ET L'ALARME SE Door Is Alarmed I am alarmed
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    Text - This printer is here temporarily In e Srate schem of things arent we all? traser Broe ffocer Borodor Rewigungsfi Borde s Concellin
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